Tuesday, 27 July 2010

OKAY BUT SHUT UP :

RAGS .
The Walkers Guy's Offspring Would Get It


I'd Standardly Eat Cheese & Onion Crisps Off His Chest
NO LONG .

So What If He Looks Like :


I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE .

Monday, 26 July 2010

Friday, 23 July 2010

OH MY GOD :


"Diss Me Not; I'm Frisky, WHAT ?! Still Itchin' To Stick Me Cock In Pixie Lott"

ME TOO .

CLICK PRO GREENS FACE TO COP :

"ALIVE TILL I'M DEAD" PON ITUNES

Thursday, 22 July 2010

FREE LOHAN :


I Don't Care If Lindsay Lohan Eats Crack On Toast With Her Eggs In The Morning .

I Don't Care If Lindsay Lohan Sprinkles Crack Onto Her Cucumber Slices For Lunch .

I Don't Care If Lindsay Lohan Seasons Her Chicken With Salt, Pepper And Crack For Dinner .

I Don't Care If She Washes It ALL Down With Liquid Crack .



FREE CADY HERON .

"Got Off On The Wrong Foot With One Of The Guards . She Said She Was From Africa And I Asked Why She Was White ."

GIRLS :

IF THERE WAS EVER A LESSON TO BE LEARNT, HERE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE :



WATCHING COUPLE NICKI MINAJ VIDEOS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN GO OUT AND MAKE THIS MONSTROSITY .

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

REASON 4384678436.5 WHY TWILIGHT IS SHIT :

WAY BEFORE TWILIGHT, NOT SO MUCH BLADE WAS THIS :








WHAT "VAMPIRES" USED TO DO .
(Okay So They Didn't Necessarily Go To An Underground Club, Walk In, Girate In The Middle Of A Circle Of Black Boys And Start A Girl Fight; But My Points Valid . "I Need A Ruff Neck Brother That Can Satify Me" Speaks For Itself)


THE OL' SKOOL VAMP EATS AND LEAVES .

Not All This :

"I'm Gonna Fall In Love With A Human And Try Not To Eat Her" Tomfoolery .

None Of This "Sparkly" Vampire Glitter Shit .

None Of This Beefin' With The Warewolves' Fuckery .

None Of This Vampire Shit In A Three Part Series .

This Is A Vampire :


HIM :


A "PRETTY BOY" WITH FLOUR ON HIS FACE .

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

WORLD CUP 2.0

I WANT TO BE HIS WAG :

THOSE EYES
THAT SPANISH SUNKISSED SKIN

HIS NAME IS "JESUS" FOR CHRIST SAKE !

I MISS THE WORLD CUP .

Saturday, 10 July 2010

SUMMER TIP #1


GIRLS, IF YOU PLAN ON WEARING THESE :





PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU INVEST IN THIS :

Sunday, 4 July 2010

PARAMORE .

Don't Judge Me, I'm Still Very Much BLACK
(Insert Drake Pun/Metaphor Here)



. . . EMO .




OI NAH, PARAMORE ARE FAHKIN' SICKA !



Even More So, Their Lead Is GYAL DEM .




FUCK YOU FERGIE !


WHA GWARN HAYLEY WILLIAMS INTRODUCE YOURSELF :








ANY AMERICAN PIE MUSIC :




THERE SO SICK LIL' WAYNE TRIED A TING, YOU MAN LISTEN :



PARAMORE :

. . . I REST MY BASS GUITAR .

FOR MORE PARAMORE CLICK HERE :

Saturday, 3 July 2010

PIXIE LOTT 4235353646.0



IF ONLY I HAD A PENIS . . .
We'd Have Endless Fun


Thursday, 1 July 2010

FALSE ADVERTISING .


If I Roll To A Rave Smellin' Mouldy, Please Know Why :




THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE .
Here Is A Women That Can't Even Be Honest About Her Hair . . .
WHY WOULD I EVER BUY DEODORANT PLUGGED BY
ALEXANDRA BURKE ?!

Friday, 25 June 2010

TURKS BETTER KNOW .


ELL-OH-ELL
OH-EMMM-GEEEEE



SKEPTA HAS EATEN ONE OF THESE :





AND DECIDED TO DO THIS :






"Oynama Sikidim Sikidim"

What Does That Even Mean ?!

Did Skepta Sample Aladdin ?!

Was Aladdin Even Turkish ?!

"Skepta Shoulder Skank"

Fuck Off Stop Movin' Akward !

TWILIGHT ECLIPSE .


Can I Just Say I'm Only Goin' Cah I Wanna See The Underage Nudity From Wolf Boy And I'm Prayin' In This Series Edward Slips On A Wooden Steak Knife Or Bella "Accidently" Feeds Him Garlic Bread .

That Is All, Sweardown . . .


OI JACOB, A GIRLS FREE EVERY FULL MOON YOU KNOW . . .

BARE WORDS, BLOGGIN' TING .



TUMBLR :
Like Twitter, 'Cept It's Where All The Good Lookin' Indie/Goth/Fashion Kids Go And Get All DEEP, Talk About Feelins' And Post PRETTY Pictures . . .

I'VE DECIDED . . .

I LOVE BOYS WITH AFROS


Isn't He Precious ?!

I'd Run My Fingers Through Every Curly Hair Pon Your Body . . .

Even Your Pubes

THE FRIZZ = JIZZ

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

Tuesday, 22 June 2010

BOYS 3.0


Boys, This Is Unacceptable :



DO NOT "Attempt" To Sing About Feelings, Unless Your Name Is :


CAPICHE .

NOT BLESS .


Oi Blogspot,
You And Your Bloggin' Mandem Are PRICKS ! What The Fuck Happened To My Blog ?! I Know I Was Meaning To Redecorate The Gaff But This Is A Botch Job Fam; Sort It Out Before I Get My Peoples Dem To Run Up Inna Yuh Bedrooms !



My Goons Come Tooled Up Fams, Get To Know Innit .
Yours Sincerly,
Nay, Bob, Wendy And Pilchard AKA "Pilly-Pon-Road"

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

HELLO, 'OLA AND BONJOUR . . .

"WHA GWARN WITH YOUR BLOG DOE"

In Simple Terms :

That Face . . .


My Blog In Physical Form
Chop And Swap Soon Come Babes


SPACE INVADER 2.0

Thursday, 8 April 2010

SIGH . . .

Indeed This Is My Face



YOU, Yes You Man Thing . . .
Don't Get To 'Chirps' This Face Smelling Like Death And Morleys .

THAT IS ALL .

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

JUSTIN BIBER 2.0


I'm Officially Infatuated With Justin Bieber, This Needs To Stop . . .
Someone/Anyone That Is Above The Age Of 16 Please, Seduce Me


I Would Happily Start Puberty All Over Again For This Boy
I Think His Innocence Does It For Me . . .
I Want To Corrupt It



Or Maybe It's The Hair . . .
I Want To Stroke It

Look At This Face :


I Want To Mother That Face And Feed It Farley Rusks And Cow & Gate Milk DAILY . . .


Dear Justin,
I'm 20 It's Not Weird .
Call Me, Don't Call Them
Love You ♥




#NORKELLY

Monday, 8 March 2010

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

I WANNA GO TO A DRINK UP LIKE THIS . . .




WE'D SALSA TO THIS SONG DOE :

And Leave With A Spanish Ting Who Goes By The Name Of . . .


SUMMER OH TEN
MAKE IT HAPPEN .

Saturday, 27 February 2010

'PEAK' .


This Is PEAK :



Unless YOU Are That LITTLE BLACK DOT At The Top Of This Mountain

Then Feel Free To PEAK PEAK PEAK All You Like . . .

If Your NOT However, Please SHUT THE FUCK UP .

Friday, 26 February 2010

DAISY DARES YOU .


RAGS THIS IS A TUNE

Scarlett Stop Hating On Your Sister .

Monday, 22 February 2010

ON REFLECTION .


If Anyone Was To 'Finger My Feelings' Right About Now, It Would Probably Sound A Bit Like This :

http://buttons-as-you-are.blogspot.com/2010/02/trending-topic.html

Follow Her Pon Di Twits HERE : @FullOfDreamsxo
Read More 'Mazin Blogs HERE :
http://buttons-as-you-are.blogspot.com/

Saturday, 20 February 2010

AND THE KILLER IS . . .


Hasn't Eastenders Violated Her Character Enough ?!
KMFT .

Friday, 19 February 2010

WHO DUPPIED ARCHIE ?!

The Big 'Who Dunnit' Is Finally Revealed Tonight LIVE ; Hopefully Roxy's Nipple Slips Out Of Her Top Or Someone Falls Over .

MY BETS As To Who Killed CHI CHI Are On :

ZAINAB MASOOD :
- Pregnant
- Her Son Is Secretly Gay
- Her Husband's A Postman
- Tamwar Will Never Get A Girfriend

BLAME ARCHIE .


SEAN SLATER :
- SEXY
- SEXY
- GRR

HE'S TOO BUFF TO BE A MURDERER .



BEN MITCHELL :

- Aged 13
- Blatently Loves Di Cocky
- Tap Dances
- Plays Dress Up With 'Aunty Roxy'
- Archie Parred His Gran


MURDERER !!!!!




With A Little Help From :




Tracey The Barmaid :
I Trust No Woman That Has Been In Eastenders For Time, Works In A Pub Being Paid Minimum Wage And Has Only Had 3 Lines In Her Whole Entire Exsistance !
I Don't Blame Her, I'd Kill Someone Too .

RIHANNA 2.0

If This Is Rihanna's Idea Of A Caribbean Sex Tape, She Has Got It OH SO WRONG .

Thursday, 18 February 2010

KID BRITISH 2.0


Some Afternoon Mancunian Charm From My Favourite Indie Boys ;

KiD BRiTiSH :

'What a life it would be.. if you would come to mine for tea.. I'll pick you up at half past 3.. we'll have lasagne!!!!'






Follow The Boys Here : http://twitter.com/kidbritishmusic
Official KiD BRiTiSH Tings HERE : http://www.iamkidbritish.com/

Marry Me .

NEXT TING .


JUSTIN BIEBER .


Basically BABY JESUS .

- How Does One 15-Year-Old-Boy Have More Than Half The Population Of Teenage Girls On A Next Hype .
- How Is ONE Boy Singing ONE Chris Brown Song And Getting Over 14 Million Views On Youtube ?!
- He Doesn't Even Have A Beard Or Pubes, HIS VOICE HASN'T EVEN BROKEN YET !!!!
- He's Signed To Usher's Label ;
- He's The King Of Twitter Trending Topics
- His Success Actually Makes Me Sick
- This Guy Looks Like Any Peter Beale From Eastenders :


Bieber Is Fully On This World Domination Ting :