REASON 4384678436.5 WHY TWILIGHT IS SHIT :

WAY BEFORE TWILIGHT, NOT SO MUCH BLADE WAS THIS :




WHAT "VAMPIRES" USED TO DO .

(Okay So They Didn't Necessarily Go To An Underground Club, Walk In, Girate In The Middle Of A Circle Of Black Boys And Start A Girl Fight; But My Points Valid . "I Need A Ruff Neck Brother That Can Satify Me" Speaks For Itself)

THE OL' SKOOL VAMP EATS AND LEAVES .

Not All This :

"I'm Gonna Fall In Love With A Human And Try Not To Eat Her" Tomfoolery .

None Of This "Sparkly" Vampire Glitter Shit .

None Of This Beefin' With The Warewolves' Fuckery .

None Of This Vampire Shit In A Three Part Series .

This Is A Vampire :

HIM :

A "PRETTY BOY" WITH FLOUR ON HIS FACE .