Let's Face It .
Rollin' To Nandos On your Ones . When Everyones In Two's Is Embaressing .
Being On A Date Is Embaressing .
The Whole Resturant Knowing Your On A Date Is PAR .
(But That's Besides The Point)
'Table For One Miss ?!'
Umm . . . Yeah .
'Walk This Way Please . . . '
Question Nandos .
There's Plenty Of Seats In And Around, Up And Down The Resturant .
WHY THE FUCK Do You Lead Me To The Window Seat In FULL VIEW Of The Passing Public That Can See Me Eating On My Lonesome .
Why . Just Why Do You Do That ?!
Surely I've Not Been Humiliated Enough Already ?!
Being Pitied By Several Dozen People 'Just Passing' The Window While I Eat Is A
PAR Within A Par Within A Par .
'Shall I Go Sit With Her .'
Fuck NO . Your Butterz .
I Don't Need Your Charity .
I Came For Lunch . . . Not To Be Caught Slippin' By Just Sitting With You .
I Guarantee You Some How Find Out My Credentials And Then Miraculously
Add Me On Facebook Later .
Writing On MY WALL About :
'We Should Do That Again . '
. . . BLUD ARE YOU NUTS ?!
1) I Don't Know You So Consider That Your First And Last Wall Post . DELETE .
2) I'll Always Be That Girl Who Sat By Herself In Nandos To You .
3) I'm No Oil Painting But When I Say Your BUTTERZ . Pleaese Believe Me And Find Another Girl Dumb Enough For You To Sit With Them And :
Leave Me The Fuck Alone .
Are We Good ?! FAAAAARKIN' MARVELLOUS !
So Basically The Moral Of The Story Is Don't Sit By Yourself In NANDOS Because You WILL Gain A Stalker That Looked A Lil' Like This Guy . . .
(Never Trust Any Guy That Looks Like This Guy . . . Animal Lion Thing)
GET ME .
