DIRTY LAUNDRY .

FAAAAAAAAAAARKIN' HELL . . .
Jeremy Kyle Needs To Join Facebook .

Facebook Statuses Are Clearly For Airing :
'What's On Your Mind ?!'

Not LITERALLY Airing What Is ACTUALLY ON YOUR MIND . . .

I Am Not Suppose To Know/Really Don't Want To Know :
- Someone Has Made A Fake Profile And Is Literally Mocking Your Life
- You Call Your Boyfriend Gay Pet Names
- You've Just Split Up With Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend And And Desperately Want Them Back
- Someone You Thought Was Your Friend Were Actually The Root Of All Your Problems
- Who You Lashed, Bashed And Splashed Last Night/The Night Before
- Who My 14 Year Old Sister And Her So Solid Crew Likes
- Your Awaiting A Text From Someone You've Liked For YEARS
- The Progress Of Your Labour
- Every Status You Write Is An Indirect To Your Ex-Girlfriend (Please Delete Her It's Getting Tiresome)
- Who Your In A Relationship With
- The Next Daggerin' Rave

Do You See Where I'm Going With This ?!
Why Do I Know This ?!

I Read Everything . . .

You Know The Term 'TMI' . . .

YEAH THEM ONES .