TABLE FOR ONE MISS ?!

Let's Face It .

Rollin' To Nandos On your Ones . When Everyones In Two's Is Embaressing .

Being On A Date Is Embaressing .

The Whole Resturant Knowing Your On A Date Is PAR .

(But That's Besides The Point)

'Table For One Miss ?!'

Umm . . . Yeah .

'Walk This Way Please . . . '

Question Nandos .

There's Plenty Of Seats In And Around, Up And Down The Resturant .

WHY THE FUCK Do You Lead Me To The Window Seat In FULL VIEW Of The Passing Public That Can See Me Eating On My Lonesome .

Why . Just Why Do You Do That ?!

Surely I've Not Been Humiliated Enough Already ?!

Being Pitied By Several Dozen People 'Just Passing' The Window While I Eat Is A

PAR Within A Par Within A Par .

'Shall I Go Sit With Her .'

Fuck NO . Your Butterz .

I Don't Need Your Charity .

I Came For Lunch . . . Not To Be Caught Slippin' By Just Sitting With You .

I Guarantee You Some How Find Out My Credentials And Then Miraculously

Add Me On Facebook Later .

Writing On MY WALL About :

'We Should Do That Again . '

. . . BLUD ARE YOU NUTS ?!

1) I Don't Know You So Consider That Your First And Last Wall Post . DELETE .

2) I'll Always Be That Girl Who Sat By Herself In Nandos To You .

3) I'm No Oil Painting But When I Say Your BUTTERZ . Pleaese Believe Me And Find Another Girl Dumb Enough For You To Sit With Them And :

Leave Me The Fuck Alone .

Are We Good ?! FAAAAARKIN' MARVELLOUS !

So Basically The Moral Of The Story Is Don't Sit By Yourself In NANDOS Because You WILL Gain A Stalker That Looked A Lil' Like This Guy . . .

(Never Trust Any Guy That Looks Like This Guy . . . Animal Lion Thing)

GET ME .