EMOTIONAL PARRING .

(Face-BookTillus Chat-Tillus)

Infectious Diseases Control : Hazard Level 6

World Health Organisation Catogory : THREE

Immediate Quarentine Of Infectious Person(s)

Symptoms :

Start By A Dead Out 'Hi', On The Host That Is Face-BookTillus Chat-Tillus .

Patients Of Emotional Parring Have Recalled The Overwhelming Feeling Of Akwardness And The Sudden Urge To Utter, 'SWEARDOWN', 'OH MY DAYS' And 'AIRTIME' .

In Mild Cases Patients Utter The Term 'RASSCLART' .

The Diagnosis For This Is Simply 'YARDIE' . This Can Easily Be Treated By The Medicine 'NURISHMENT' .

(To Be Ingested)

Avalible In All Good BRIXTON Off Licences .

In More Serious Cases :

Emotional Parring Patients Have Recalled Subjects As 'Going Offline Completely' . I'm Afraid The Prognosis For Emotion Parring In It's Advanced Stages Such As One Becoming 'Offline Completely' .

Will Prove To Be Fatal .

The Treatment :

To Avoid Emotional Parring Protect Yourself Against

'Face-BookTillus Chat-Tillus' . By Completely Ignoring The Subject .

Should The Subject Persist And Try To Break Down The Hearts Immune System By Direct Contact Via 'Face-BookTillus Chat-Tillus' .

LOG OUT IMMEDIATELY !

(And Get The Dirt Off Ones Shoulder And Wash Your Hands Immediately)

This Has Been A :

PUBLIC PAR WARNING BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE :

(UNOFFICIAL NHS . Not Looking To Get Sued . AT ALL)

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