FACEBOOK NAMES .

Why Oh Why Do You Change Your Names On Facebook ?!

When Was It Cool To Do That ?! Do You Have Multiple Personality Disorder ?!

Fiona One Day . Sally The Next ?!

Why Do You Add Me As 'Princess Sparkles Big Batty Big Breast' When I Dun Know Your Name Is Amy ?!

I'm Not Completely Innocent In All This Baring In Mind My Facebook Name Is :

Naomi 'Nayanca Sass' Cayol

(But That's Besides The Point)

At Least You Know It's Me/My Fucking Name . I Can Be Identified .

YOU Can Consider Yourself Any John Doe .

You Know Them Ones Where People Change There Names Completely
And Your Like What The Fuck . Who The Fuck Are You ?!

And Have To Click On There Facebook Profile To See Who It Is . . .
And Then To Add Insult To Injury .
It's Any Bait Person KMT .
You Bastard .

You've Just Wasted Precious Megabytes/Gigabytes/Web Cookies/Memory On My Laptop Because You Can't Decide If You Wanna Be :
BEN Or 'BEN DA DON' .

Facebook Should Have A System Where They
LOCK OFF NAME CHANGES .

So If You've Just Named Yourself :
'BEN DA DON GETS BRE PEEES EVERYDAY'
When In Real Life It's Quite The Opposite .
BEN JOHNSON . 17 . Still Gets Pocket Money From His Mummy Every Week . . .
Your Gonna Look Like A PRICK BABES .

So Summing Up What Seems To Be A Lecture . . .
Fucking State Your REAL Names .

'Mans Not On A Bait Ting .'
Says YOU : 'The Original Amazing Gangsta Freddie Corleone'

Also Known As . . .
FEMI From Peckham .

LOSER .