Wednesday, 14 October 2009

THE HILLS (NO, Hear Me Out)

The Hills . Yes THE HILLS . I Swear I Live For These Bitches . Seasons 1-5, From Day Dot I Was Hooked . Literally Foaming At The Mouth And Slowly Becoming 'Americanized' Calling Chips, 'Fries' . Anyway That's Besides The Point . . .

MORE GIRLS SHOULD WATCH THE HILLS . . . And Learn What Happens When Us Girls Hate On Each Other . And (In A Jamaican Accent) Fight Over Man . Since When Did We Lose Our Sense Of Feminism ?! Our Sense Of Unity ?! GIRL POWER ?! Vag Before Mandem And All That ?! Since When Did We Start Puting Shoes From Faith And Office Before Our Bestest Bredrins ?!

. . . But The Hills Is Set In LA Way Across The Rassclart POND . Where Everyone Is Chemically Enhanced . Hence Why More Or Less Everyone Is Fucked Up .

Could You Imagine 'The Hills' Spin Off In London ?! Our Glamorous Grimey City We Love Oh So Much ?!
YES . YES FUCKING YES ! And I Know Just The Girls . . .

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