PIXIE LOTT .

SHAAAAT UP . I Realise What Time It Is . 4:09 In The Morning . Don't Judge Me . I Have Good Reason, Oh Don't Cha Know . I Had To Get Out Of Bed Just To Blog This Bad Boy/Sudden Burst Of Inspiration/I'm-About-To-Par-Somebody .

But That's Besides The Point .

THIS IS PIXIE . PEOPLE PIXIE . PIXIE PEOPLE .

Today Pixie Has Taught Naomi Elizabeth A Lesson .

(In 4 Minutes And 5 Seconds)

DON'T BE FOOLED .

(She May Look Like Any Posh Ting From Oxford But She's Actually Slightly Ghetto)

Still Not The Point . . .

I Bum Pixie Lott's Album 'Turn It Up' .

(No Homo)

. . . HERE .

THEN I CLOCKED . 'CRY ME OUT' .

PIXIE PREACHES :

No Point In Wasting Tears . Your Not All That . . . Plenty More Fish In The Pet Shop Let Alone The Rassclart OCEAN .

So Go Frig Yourself In SEVERAL Places .

PIXIE YOU ARE SO RIGHT .

Not That I Was Crying Out But Still Allow It Same Way .

Basically Babes :

'It's Time To Get Over Yourself, Baby You Ain't All That .'

AMEN .