I Have Dimples . It's No Secret . They've Been There 19 Years . Woo Whatever . (My Face Is Besides The Point . . . Well It Is But SHAAAT UP . My Blog Not Yours)
NOTE TO THE WORLD :
If I'm Creasin' On Road, In Tescos Or At A Bus Stop And You Happen To Clock This Face . . .
Cheeks To Be Exact .
Please DO NOT Stop Me And Ask If You Can Poke/Squeeze Them .
Chances Are I Will DEFINATELY Screw You .
DEFINATELY Say NO .
And Will DEFINATELY Feel Violated You Even Had The Audacity To Come Over And Ask Me Like I'm Any HOE .
Why In Your Right . . . Wrong Mind Would You Think I'd Agree For A Complete Stranger To Come Up And Play With My Face ?!
'Yeah Course Poke And Prod Away !'
. . . Am I A Prick ?!
(Legally Only My Mum Is Allowed To Slap/Pull My Face)
Anyone Else Who Asks Clearly Is A Peadophile .
For Future Reference I Leave You With This :
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