FAAAAAAAAARKIN' EMOS .

Emo Like a Goth, Except More Annoying . Basically .

FAAAAAAAARKIN' HELL .

Either Smile Or TURN TO DUST Quite Frankly . Now, Don't Get Me Wrong . Emos You Do Your Thing . . . You Sharpen Your Razor Blades And Get Your Thrills From Tim Burton Gore Movies . . . But Please All I Ask Is You Smile Whilst Your At Least Doing It !
Furthermore . . . What The Fuck Do You Have To Be Emotional About ?!
We've All Got Problems But Do We Don Black Everything, Like Everyday's A New Funeral To Go To ?!
Are We Blatently Anti-Social 24/7, 365 Because Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz Is MARRIED To Pop Slut Ashlee Simpson ?!
And For Fucks Sake, I Like Eyeliner . BLACK Eyeliner Too . . . But There's NEVER EVER Any In Boots/Superdrug Because Of You Fools !

I Like You Really, In Fact I Only Rant About You Because I Tried To Joke With One The Other Day And Got Majorly Parred Within An Inch Of My Life .

So Emos . . .
1 . You Either Need To Get Out More And By Getting Out More I Mean Preferably AM, When The Sun Shines And The Birds Sing . Not PM Where Every Crackhead, Weirdo, Fox And Bat Comes Out To Say Wha Gwarn !
2 . Stop Watching Hollyoaks, NEWT The Emo Isn't Real . He's An ACTOR . He Laughs At Every One Of You Wastes That Get Your Hair Cut Like Him .

AND . . .

3. SMILE . Okay .

I Quite Like RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE . And I'm Sure Your NOT ALL Like That, Some Of You Are The More Adventurous Types And Do Weird Shit To Movado - So Special, Because Let's Face It . YOU THINK YOU ARE .

But Just Saying . . .

SMILE Babeses . It'll Make Your Day . Plus Someone Elses .

Muchos Love And All That .