CAAAAAAAAAAAT ! (Thus SPACE INVADER Was Born)

Basically So . . . Everyone I Know Now Has A Blog . So Why Not Hop On The Bandwagon ?! ALIE ?! Very Apt Title Space Invader, Because That's Exactly What I Do Best . Invade And Be All Up In Y'all George Formans BITCHES . Plus It's Like A Game . . . Except No One Gets SHOT .

But Yeah, After Months Of Annoying People With My On-The-Hour-Every-Hour Statuses On BaitBook/BookFace/FuckedBook . . . TWITTER . Guilty As Charged And So Fourth .
I Thought Why Fucking NOT . I Write Too, Don't Judge My Dopey Looking Face And Ditzy Manner . Blame My Dad For That . AND . . .
The Fact Being Quite The Student : I Have More Free Time At Uni Than You Can Shake Your £1.50 Bottle Of Corona Beer At . Seems Quite Appropriate I Try And Kill 9 Months Of Time Some Way, Some How Right ?!

Considering This Is My 1st Post All You Need To Know Is My Name And What I Do . Plus A Lil' Snippet Of My RELATIONSHIP WITH M'LADY LUCK .
NAOMI . But You Can Call Me NAY . . .

Well NO . You Can't Because We're Not Bredrins . YET .
Naomi To You It Is .

Right Now I'm Doing A Vocational Degree In Advertising . Yeah I Know, Smart Innit .
Even I'm Still Getting Over The Initial Shock Of Actually Being In A University, Wearing Skinny Jeans Amongst The Rest Of The Matted Hair, UGG Boot Wearing Little Pricks And Prickettes .
Amazing Stuff . . .
Lifewise . Lady Luck BE MUGGING ME OFF DIFFERENTLY . Stop Blaming Me For Your Early Meopause And Start Throwing Some Candy And Sparkles My Way ASAP . But For Now . . . She Is Damned Set On Me Being Miserable And All That Emo Shit .

NEVER THAT MATE . SUSS YOUR HATERS . RISE TO THE TOP . . . 'Ya Heard !

And That My Now BREDRINS Was My 1st Post . Love You . Roll Safe . And Always Use A Conditioner Before Straightening Your Hair . FRIZZY BASTARDS .

Muchos Love And All That .