The World And It's Mum Has Facebook . FACT . (Except My Mum, Because I Won't Allow It . ALLOW IT !) However, It Has Come To My Attention That Instead Of Exchanging Comments, Uploading Pointless Retarded/Dickhead Photos And Tagging Endless Friends .My Facebook Friends In Particular, Log Onto The Social Networking Site That Is FACEBOOK Soley To Grow Crops, Earn Ribbons, Swop Pink Cows And Blue Pigs . . . Oh. Oh And Turn Ugly Ducklings Into Swans .
WHAT THE FUCK ?! It's Gotten So Bad Comments Are No Longer 'Hey, Omg Last Night Was Sick BLAAAAD !' Oh No . The Only Comments You'll See Now Are 'Oi Blud, Man Send Me A Lemon Tree .' Or 'Send Me A Sheep Fam .' FAAAAAARK OFF ! You Can't Text Me Back Yet You Can Write On Someone's Wall Saying Send You A Fucking Sheep ?! Really ?! . . . FAAARKIN' LIBERTIES MATE !!!
'Join Nay And Be My Neighboor, And Send Me Stuff !' DO YOU WANT ME TO SPARK YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH A LAMB SHANK ?!
Basically, I'd Rather Sell 'Special Green Hay' Outside Here . . .For The Rest Of My Life Than EVER Join FARMVILLE .
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