#DASAPAR 4.0

Woman : This Train Journey Is Awfully Long .

(I Take My Headphones Off)

Me : Sorry ?!
Woman : I Said This Train Journey Is Awfully Long (Laughs)

Wait . . .

PAUSE .

1) Who Are You ?!

2) I Don't Care .

3) Don't Talk To Me .

Me : Ha, Yeah . . .
(Putting Headphones Back On)

10 Minutes Later . . .

Woman : Sorry Again, Are You A Student ?!
(Deliberately Blanking This Woman)

2 Minutes Later ;

Me : Yeah, I Am . . .

Woman : Seriously ?!

#PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR !

Me : Umm, Yeah .
(Stoosh Face Locked On)

Woman : Oh Really ; What Are You Studying ?!
Me : Advertising . . .
Woman : Wow ; YOU Study Advertising ?!
Me : Er Yeah . . .

Woman : I Guess It's Southampton, They Accept Anyone . . .

At This Point Tempa T ; Next Hype Plays Quietly In Naomi's Headphones ; She Does Wonder What Tempa T Would Of Done In Situations Like This . . .

'Pulling Out Lengs Everywhere'

'When I Slap Man You Won't Be Alright'

Naomi Should Of Put A Leng To Her Face But Civilly Put Back On Her Headphones Knowing She Has Willing Let A Stranger Techinically Say 'What The Fuck Are You Doing In University'

BASICALLY .

NICKI MINAJ .

If You Don't Know Who Nicki Minaj Is Then Please Shank Yourself .

This Woman Is Responsible For The Following :

- Girls Wanting To Become Barbies ;

- Girls Wanting To Become 'Nicki Minaj' Herself

- Girls Singing 'It's Time To Put This Pussy On Your Sideburns' On A Bus At 8:34 In The Morning .

- Girls Changing Their Names To 'Nicki Minaj' On Facebook/Twitter

- Girls Buying Out The Pink Hair Extentions In PRIMARK .

Why Is Primark Having To RE-STOCK PINK HAIR ?!

- Girls Donning Pink And Black Everything .

- Girls Thinking Their Automatically Apart Of 'Young Money' .

- Girls Thinking Their Tight Bredrins With Lil' Wayne .
- Girls Thinking Their Tight Bredrins With DRAKE .

- Girls Thinking 'It's Barbie Bitch' Is The Only Form Of Communication

Girls Thinking That This Woman Actually Gives A Fuck ;

Give It Up You Pre-Teen Hoes ; This Woman Is Mocking Your Lives NICELY .

Please For Your Sanity And Mine Get Off This Woman's Hidden Dick .

Thanks .

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED .

ABSENSE . . .

Makes The Heart Grow Fonder ;

I Fucking Lied .

Look At My Feet Instead .

JIZZ .

It's My Birthday !

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. . . In 19 Days
Always Read The Small Print .

Memba I Told You .

MY MAN CRUSH .

BASICALLY .

OI ARE YOU NUTS ?!

Why Have I Just Heard Of Her FACE ?!

Introducing JESSIE .

Amy Winehouse Fuck Off You Are NOT In The Same League As This Girl .

Oiya ;

You Man Go Here : http://www.myspace.com/musicjessiej

HERE : http://www.youtube.com/JessicaCornish

And HERE : http://twitter.com/Jessiemusic1

OMGAH .

PHUCK ME .

Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Us His Paella ;

I'd Eat It .

RIHANNA .

Under Her Devil Exterior Rihanna Has Taught Me Never Trust BOYS That Claim They Love You EVER ;

Before Chris :

With Chris :

After Chris :

If Love Makes You Dye Your Hair Ginger . . .

You Can Keep It .

GROWNARD .

This Guy . . .

This Song . . .

Sexy Time 24/7 ; 365 .

Every Hour, Every Minute, EVERY SECOND .

#PLEASEEXPLAINWHY .

Every So Often I'll Jump On A Trending Topic On Twitter ;
If You Don't Know What A Trending Topic Is . . .

Get A TWITTER .
Obviously .

Besides The Point .

Today Was The Turn Of :

#PleaseExplainWhy
Now, If You Know Me You'll Know I'm An Observer Of Things . . .

Not A Pervert .

And Sometimes I Notice Things That NEED Answering . . .
I Went In On The Trending Topic As Follows :

#PleaseExplainWhy
Girls Think It's Okay To Walk Around Looking Like Oranges . When There 5 -A- Day Includes: Nails, Tan, Weave, Foundation And Sex .

#PleaseExplainWhy

Boys Think It's Acceptable To Approach My Face Top To Toe In Gucci Bought With There Student Loan

#PleaseExplainWhy

Girls Squeeze Into Tops That Clearly Don't Fit Them . Buy Your Fucking Size You Tramps !

#PleaseExplainWhy

Girls Put 25320256294694624 Photos Of Themselves Up On Social Networking Sites With The Caption 'I Am Butters' .

And My Personal Favourite :

#PleaseExplainWhy

Boys Say There Looking For The 'Perfect Wifey' Yet Always Choose The Slut ?!

Now, I Realize In '10 My Blog Has Now Turned Into Some Next Feminist Flex ;

No I'm Not Burning My BRA . . .

La Senza Mate, I Would NEVER .

I Do Apologize However .

It's Only Because The Male Population Has Actually Gone Insane And There Stupidity Knows No Bounds Right Now .

I Promise When I'm Madly In Love With My Boyfriend That Looks Like This Guy . . .

I'll Be Less Loose Women ; More Loose . . . NO NEVERMIND .

BOYS 3.0

3.0 You Lucky Things You . . .

This Has Been Baffling My Life Forever .

But . . .

What Do Boys Actually Talk About On The Phone ?!

Please Tell Me A Conversation Between Two Males Stretches Beyond ;

- 'Gash'

- Linkages

- Call Of Duty

And . . .

'Are You Goin' Studio Fam' .

You May Laugh ;

But As It Goes Any Phone Conversation Between Two Males Between The Hours Of :

9PM-12AM Is SUSPECT .

I Don't Care If You Phone Your 'Bredrin' At 1:30 In The Morning Asking Him :

'What Man's Shottin' Weed .'

Suspect .

Please Someone With A Willy And Air Max 90s Enlighten Me . . .

(No Innuedo Doe Still)

You Know What Us Girls Conversate About On The Phone .

But When It Comes To You Sloths . . .

We Have NO IDEA .