(I Take My Headphones Off)
Me : Sorry ?!
Woman : I Said This Train Journey Is Awfully Long (Laughs)
Wait . . .
PAUSE .
1) Who Are You ?!
2) I Don't Care .
3) Don't Talk To Me .
Me : Ha, Yeah . . .
(Putting Headphones Back On)
10 Minutes Later . . .
Woman : Sorry Again, Are You A Student ?!
(Deliberately Blanking This Woman)
2 Minutes Later ;
Me : Yeah, I Am . . .
Woman : Seriously ?!
#PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR !
Me : Umm, Yeah .
(Stoosh Face Locked On)
Woman : Oh Really ; What Are You Studying ?!
Me : Advertising . . .
Woman : Wow ; YOU Study Advertising ?!
Me : Er Yeah . . .
Woman : I Guess It's Southampton, They Accept Anyone . . .
At This Point Tempa T ; Next Hype Plays Quietly In Naomi's Headphones ; She Does Wonder What Tempa T Would Of Done In Situations Like This . . .
'Pulling Out Lengs Everywhere'
'When I Slap Man You Won't Be Alright'
Naomi Should Of Put A Leng To Her Face But Civilly Put Back On Her Headphones Knowing She Has Willing Let A Stranger Techinically Say 'What The Fuck Are You Doing In University'
BASICALLY .
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