20 .

Officially 20 ;

This Is Where Life Actually Begins .

Being Newly Dubbed 2-0 :

- I'm No Longer A Teenager So If I See Anymore 'Teenage Spots' I'm Actually Gonna Switch .

- If I Can't Hack Period Pain By Now I'm NOT Worthy Of Giving Birth EVER .

- I'll NEVER EVER Be Too Old To Tell Mumzy I Love Her .

- If You Still Get ID'd For Cigarettes Or Alcohol #ShankYourself Or :

'Show Him The Titties'

Giles, AdULTHOOD .

- Watching SKINS Will Be A 'Been There, Done That' Memo .

- I'll Automatically Judge Stoosh School Girls That Board The Back Of The Bus ;

- Getting A Simple 9-5 Job Won't Be Enough ;

I've Been Alive TWO DECADES ! What Have Exactly Have I Been Doing With My Life ?!

- I Won't Be Following The 'Baby Boom' Trend Like Every Sally, Lisa And Charlotte, My Womb And Vajayjay Is Staying In Tact And 'Mangled Free' For A VERY Long Time To Come .

- Boys That Holla At My Face Wearing Air Max 90s Are Not Worth 'Bringing Home To Mum' .

I'll Accept UGGS ;

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTAP Don't Judge Me .

- Vodka Is Merely Tap Water Now .

Bottoms Up !

#NoHomo

Here's To Being TWENTY !