OKAY BUT SHUT UP :

RAGS .
The Walkers Guy's Offspring Would Get It

I'd Standardly Eat Cheese & Onion Crisps Off His Chest

NO LONG .

So What If He Looks Like :

I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE .

JODIE CONNOR PON DI SPEAKERBOXX :

TINCHY STRYDER : "IN MY SYSTEM"

"HOW DID YOUR GRANDMA SEW LIKE THAT ?!"

BATTLE OF THE 2010 BOYBANDS :

FRIXION

VS .

THE WANTED

VS .

MANTRIXX

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT :





FIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT !!!!
OR GIRATE YOUR LIL' SKINNY JEANS AND BOOTS OFF .

OH MY GOD :

"Diss Me Not; I'm Frisky, WHAT ?! Still Itchin' To Stick Me Cock In Pixie Lott"

ME TOO .

CLICK PRO GREENS FACE TO COP :

"ALIVE TILL I'M DEAD" PON ITUNES

FREE LOHAN :

I Don't Care If Lindsay Lohan Eats Crack On Toast With Her Eggs In The Morning .

I Don't Care If Lindsay Lohan Sprinkles Crack Onto Her Cucumber Slices For Lunch .

I Don't Care If Lindsay Lohan Seasons Her Chicken With Salt, Pepper And Crack For Dinner .

I Don't Care If She Washes It ALL Down With Liquid Crack .

FREE CADY HERON .

"Got Off On The Wrong Foot With One Of The Guards . She Said She Was From Africa And I Asked Why She Was White ."

GIRLS :

IF THERE WAS EVER A LESSON TO BE LEARNT, HERE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE :

WATCHING COUPLE NICKI MINAJ VIDEOS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN GO OUT AND MAKE THIS MONSTROSITY .

REASON 4384678436.5 WHY TWILIGHT IS SHIT :

WAY BEFORE TWILIGHT, NOT SO MUCH BLADE WAS THIS :




WHAT "VAMPIRES" USED TO DO .

(Okay So They Didn't Necessarily Go To An Underground Club, Walk In, Girate In The Middle Of A Circle Of Black Boys And Start A Girl Fight; But My Points Valid . "I Need A Ruff Neck Brother That Can Satify Me" Speaks For Itself)

THE OL' SKOOL VAMP EATS AND LEAVES .

Not All This :

"I'm Gonna Fall In Love With A Human And Try Not To Eat Her" Tomfoolery .

None Of This "Sparkly" Vampire Glitter Shit .

None Of This Beefin' With The Warewolves' Fuckery .

None Of This Vampire Shit In A Three Part Series .

This Is A Vampire :

HIM :

A "PRETTY BOY" WITH FLOUR ON HIS FACE .

TO SILENCE THE HATERS 2.0

I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE




NOW STOP THIS NONSENSE .

REASON 253467983538965.5 WHY I LOVE JOSIE GIBSON :

JOSIE 2 WIN DI TING .

WORLD CUP 2.0

I WANT TO BE HIS WAG :

THOSE EYES
THAT SPANISH SUNKISSED SKIN

HIS NAME IS "JESUS" FOR CHRIST SAKE !

I MISS THE WORLD CUP .

SUMMER TIP #1

GIRLS, IF YOU PLAN ON WEARING THESE :

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU INVEST IN THIS :

SHE'S WRITING FEATURE LENGTH BLOGS NOW :

A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS :
THE SHIT GIRL EDITION

COMING SOON

TO SILENCE THE HATERS .

#TEAMAGUILERA

PARAMORE .

Don't Judge Me, I'm Still Very Much BLACK

(Insert Drake Pun/Metaphor Here)

. . . EMO .

OI NAH, PARAMORE ARE FAHKIN' SICKA !

Even More So, Their Lead Is GYAL DEM .

FUCK YOU FERGIE !

WHA GWARN HAYLEY WILLIAMS INTRODUCE YOURSELF :

ANY AMERICAN PIE MUSIC :

THERE SO SICK LIL' WAYNE TRIED A TING, YOU MAN LISTEN :



PARAMORE :

. . . I REST MY BASS GUITAR .

FOR MORE PARAMORE CLICK HERE :

GO FOURTH AND LEARN MINIONS

PIXIE LOTT 4235353646.0

IF ONLY I HAD A PENIS . . .

We'd Have Endless Fun

FALSE ADVERTISING .

If I Roll To A Rave Smellin' Mouldy, Please Know Why :

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE .

Here Is A Women That Can't Even Be Honest About Her Hair . . .

WHY WOULD I EVER BUY DEODORANT PLUGGED BY

ALEXANDRA BURKE ?!