PRE BIRTHDAY HAWTNESS .

REGGIE BUSH IN THE TUSH .

Yes Please ;

ONE STEP CLOSER TO HEAVEN . . .

Well Almost ;

Plus He Kind-Of-Though-Not-Actually-Nor-Indirectly Say My Name BUT He Did Without-A-Doubt-Positively-Almost-Certainly Say 'BYEEEE' To Me ;

I DIED .

GUESS WHO I MET LAST NIGHT ?!

BEST NIGHT EVER !

I Heard Through The Grapevine Jay Has A New Band 'Perspex Boxes' With His Bredrin Johnny Who I Also Met Last Night And Plan On Happily Having His Babies That Will Grow Up To Be Just Like Their Hip Cool Daddy And Dance In Unison With Their Little Band :

'Slagamuffins'

#WinkWinkNudgeNudgePrivateJoke .

CHECK OUT SOME PAST PERFORMANCES FROM THE GUYS AND SHOW SOME LOVAGE AND TING :

YOU MAN GO HERE : http://www.myspace.com/perspexboxes

AND HERE : http://www.youtube.com/user/PerspeXBoXes

For More Buffness In It's Boyband Form .

PIXIE LOTT 3.0

Oi Vote Pixie For 'Best British Female Solo Artist', 'Best British Breakthrough Act' And 'Best British Single' At The 2010 Brit Awards So She'll Buy Me NANDOS ; SAAAAAAFE !

http://www.brits.co.uk/voting

Vote Pixie .

THE ONLY THING . . .

That Is Getting Me Through Today Is Imagining This Man NAKED .

DEAR MR . PERFECTION PART 2 . . .

Dear Mr . Perfection,
Every Girls Dream Is To 'Fall In Love And Live Happily Ever After' ; And Just Maybe I'll Be One Of The Lucky Ones And Get That Fairytale Romance Where I'm Either The Helpless Tramp (See Cinderella) Or The Innocent Hoe (See Snow White) ; Either Way, I'll Spend Endless Hours Looking Out Of My Window Watching The World Go By Whilst Waiting For You Mr . P To Sweep Me Off My Feet And Treat Me Like A Princess For All Eternity .
Or Maybe With Any Luck I'll Get One Of Those Clichéd 'It's-Definitely-Gonna-Happen' Hollywood Romances Where We Accidently Bump Into Each Other On A Busy New York Street Holding Cups Of Coffee And Spill It On One Another Aimlessly ; In Reality This Is London So I'll Settle With You Pouring Pinapple KA All Down My Bossoms .
Anyway As It Goes, We Say Our Sorries And 'Allow It Fam My Shirt Is Ruined, I'm Gonna Be Late For My Appointment At The Job Center Now .' I Say 'I'll Buy You A New Shirt From Primark' And You Reply 'Nah, It's Alright Babes You Can Take Man Nandos Instead' .

AND THE REST IS HISTORY .

It's Inevitable Really, NANDOS Is Like An Afrodisiac They Don't Sell 'Extra Hot Peri Peri Sauce' For Nothing . Bearing In Mind Mr . P Whilst Your There 24/7, 365 With Your Other Fancy Woman Mrs . XBOX, I Will Be Spending My Time With MY FANCY MAN 'Peri' ; The Only Man That Will EVER Fully Satisfy Me .
(There's Also His Dishy Friend Spicy Rice, But It's NOT That Time For Foursomes, I DON'T SHARE FOOD)

If Your Confused Mr . P All I'm Basically Asking Is That You Can Provide My Life With A Happy Begining, Middle And End ;

AND NANDOS .

TBC . . .

DEAR MR . PERFECTION PART 1 . . .

'An Open Letter To My Soulmate'

Inspired By @MrQAnimation Follow Him On Twitter He's Lovely And Writes Lovely Blogs Too : http://qthetrainsofthought.wordpress.com/

#WIN

I Thought I'd Take His Advice And Speed Up The Whole Process Of Finding : 'Mr . Right', Get Married, Have A Few Kids, Move To A Farm And Promise To NEVER Go On Jeremy Kyle If Our Relationship Was To Go Lemons .

Call This An SOS If You Like ; I'm Not Desperate But I Do Need A Hug/Booty Call .


Dear Mr . Perfection,
Excuse Me But Where Have YOU Been All My Life ?! I'm Nearly 20, I Discovered ONE Wrinkle And Found ONE Grey Hair The Other Day ; Wifey Is Now Ginger . But You Should Love Me For Me, And I'll Overlook The Fact That You May Not Accept My Ginger Hair At First . . . HAIR DYE BABES .
Now I Don't Mind That Our First Meeting May Actually Be On A Bus Or Train Because For Some Strange Reason I Seem To Be On Some Sort Of Transport When A Guy Comes Up To Me And Says 'You Alright Babes' ;
'Yes Fine And What Are You Doing With Your Life', Mr . P Should You Come Out With 'I'm A MC Slash Producer Slash Grime Scene Saviour' Then Expect My Stoosh Face To Lock On And Be Ready To Experience AIRTIME At It's Highest Level Of Rudeness .
Don't Get Me Wrong I Appreciate A Guy With Ambition And Guy That Wakes Up Before 3pm But Since When Was There Anything Wrong With A 9-5 Job ?!

Music Should Be A Hobby Babes .

I Refuse To Get Up At God Knows What Time On Saturdays And Trek All The Way To Oxford Street And Stand For Hours On End Just So You Can 'Shott Your Mixtape To Mandem Outside Nike Town' It's NOT That Time To Be Playing The 'Supportive Girlfriend' .
I'm Also Willing To Accept That I May Be In A Relationship With ONE OTHER Person Or Thing ; Mrs . XBOX . She Does Something That I Can't ; Entertain Your Face For Hours On End Without Having To Have Sex With You .

BITCH ;

TBC . . .

BLAME IT ON . . .

It Must Be .
I Drink Dr . Pepper Like Pete Doherty Takes To The Crack Pipe ;

EVERYDAY .

I'm Sure If Dr . Pepper Was An Actual Doctor He'd Be A Gynecologist

He Does Funny Things To Me .

To Put Into Perspective As To What I'm On About . . .
Listen To The Following Songs And Clock The Trend .

OR

Blatent Innuendos .

I'm Doin' Like Foxx And Blaming My Filth On A Drink .