ORITSE WILLIAMS .

Can We Show This Guy The Same Amount Of Love As We Do :


PLEASE .

I Know It's Hard When He Gets Caught Slippin' In Pictures Like That, But He Is SEXY ;

LOOK :

BUFF AGAIN .

Hol' Tight Photoshop ;

#TEAMORITSE

Support My Twin Brother From Anutha Womb ;

Now Go Listen To This JLS Gem :

The Girating/Hip Action ;

OH MY JIZZ .

DEAR CUPID . . .

We Need To Talk About Your Aim .

Now I Put It Down To The Fact That YES You Are A Man, And YES You Have A Willy .
Willy's Are Incapable Of Pissing Straight, So I Don't Know Why I'm The Least Suprised ; Mr . Cupid, Your 'Arrows Of Love' Seem To Be Getting Lodged In The Derrière's Of Numerous Wastemen .

I'm Not Happy Cupid, Not Happy AT ALL .


TBC .

SHANK .

Directed By MO ALI ;

OH MY JIZZ !!!

Starring :

Ashley 'Bashy' Thomas, Adam Deacon, Kaya Scodelario, Michael Soca, Jan Uddin And Introducing Kedar Williams-Stirling ;

With Cameos From :

Eddie Kadi, Tempa T, Newham Generals And Aml Ameen ;

I Can Only Describe The Film As KiDULTHOOD Meets :

Except Everyone's Ghetto And NO ONE Has Dreadlocks .

The Film Comes With ONE OF THE BEST British Theme Songs For A Movie EVER, Courtesy Of Ashley 'Bashy' Thomas And Loick Essien ;

'When The Sky Falls'

SHANK .

Out March 26th ;

Go See It LEGALLY, None Of This 'DBD' Ting Beat Up Mr . Wong For Piracy .

Support British Cinema .

IRONIK .

I Dislike You .

The Fact You Spell Ironic As 'Ironik' Makes Me Dislike You Even Further .
What Is The Point In Your Existence ?!
What Do You Do Apart From Speed Up Songs In That Annoying Chipmunk Voice ?!
Why Do You Wear Sunglasses ALL The Time ?!
Why Do You ONLY Date 'Glamour Models' ?!
Why Would Glamour Models Date YOU ?!
Your What I Call An 'Urban Chav' .
Why In Your Right Mind Would You Put Any Girl From Shipwrecked In Your Music Video ?!
You Can't MC/RAP ; STOP IT .
You Wear Shit Loads Of Foundation, I Know This ;

Quote Me .

However, I Do Like This :

Minus Your Voice Fucking Up The Beat .

WAIT .

PAUSE .

Why The Fuck Does Chipmunk Get A Nandos Black Card ?!

Have You Seen His Head ?!

Why Would You Feed That Boulder FREE CHICKEN ?!
That Is One More F64 Bar This Banana Faced Boy Can Spit About ;

And For This Reason :

NANDOS Can Go Suck On My Peri Peri .

K-M-T

TO SAVE THE CHIRPSIN' . . .

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(Weirdos/Stalkers/The Emotionally Unstable Need NOT Apply)

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Chances Are You'll Get This Pin : 123FUCKOFFWAST3MAN
And This Phone Number : 079-Your-Mum


Capiche .

MARVELL .

You Man GO HERE :
http://marvellmusic.co.uk/
And I Beg You Download 'MARVELL FM 3' NOW : http://www.filefront.com/15483311/Marvell-FM-3-Mixtape.zip/