MASTER SHORTIE 2.0

OI THEO .

YES .



NO .

'PEAK' .

This Is PEAK :

Unless YOU Are That LITTLE BLACK DOT At The Top Of This Mountain

Then Feel Free To PEAK PEAK PEAK All You Like . . .

If Your NOT However, Please SHUT THE FUCK UP .

DAISY DARES YOU .

RAGS THIS IS A TUNE

Scarlett Stop Hating On Your Sister .

ON REFLECTION .

If Anyone Was To 'Finger My Feelings' Right About Now, It Would Probably Sound A Bit Like This :

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AND THE KILLER IS . . .

Hasn't Eastenders Violated Her Character Enough ?!
KMFT .

WHO DUPPIED ARCHIE ?!

The Big 'Who Dunnit' Is Finally Revealed Tonight LIVE ; Hopefully Roxy's Nipple Slips Out Of Her Top Or Someone Falls Over .

MY BETS As To Who Killed CHI CHI Are On :

ZAINAB MASOOD :

- Pregnant

- Her Son Is Secretly Gay

- Her Husband's A Postman

- Tamwar Will Never Get A Girfriend

BLAME ARCHIE .

SEAN SLATER :
- SEXY
- SEXY
- GRR

HE'S TOO BUFF TO BE A MURDERER .

BEN MITCHELL :

- Aged 13

- Blatently Loves Di Cocky

- Tap Dances

- Plays Dress Up With 'Aunty Roxy'

- Archie Parred His Gran

MURDERER !!!!!

With A Little Help From :

Tracey The Barmaid :

I Trust No Woman That Has Been In Eastenders For Time, Works In A Pub Being Paid Minimum Wage And Has Only Had 3 Lines In Her Whole Entire Exsistance !

I Don't Blame Her, I'd Kill Someone Too .

RIHANNA 2.0

If This Is Rihanna's Idea Of A Caribbean Sex Tape, She Has Got It OH SO WRONG .