DEAR MR . PERFECTION PART 1 . . .

'An Open Letter To My Soulmate'

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I Thought I'd Take His Advice And Speed Up The Whole Process Of Finding : 'Mr . Right', Get Married, Have A Few Kids, Move To A Farm And Promise To NEVER Go On Jeremy Kyle If Our Relationship Was To Go Lemons .

Call This An SOS If You Like ; I'm Not Desperate But I Do Need A Hug/Booty Call .


Dear Mr . Perfection,
Excuse Me But Where Have YOU Been All My Life ?! I'm Nearly 20, I Discovered ONE Wrinkle And Found ONE Grey Hair The Other Day ; Wifey Is Now Ginger . But You Should Love Me For Me, And I'll Overlook The Fact That You May Not Accept My Ginger Hair At First . . . HAIR DYE BABES .
Now I Don't Mind That Our First Meeting May Actually Be On A Bus Or Train Because For Some Strange Reason I Seem To Be On Some Sort Of Transport When A Guy Comes Up To Me And Says 'You Alright Babes' ;
'Yes Fine And What Are You Doing With Your Life', Mr . P Should You Come Out With 'I'm A MC Slash Producer Slash Grime Scene Saviour' Then Expect My Stoosh Face To Lock On And Be Ready To Experience AIRTIME At It's Highest Level Of Rudeness .
Don't Get Me Wrong I Appreciate A Guy With Ambition And Guy That Wakes Up Before 3pm But Since When Was There Anything Wrong With A 9-5 Job ?!

Music Should Be A Hobby Babes .

I Refuse To Get Up At God Knows What Time On Saturdays And Trek All The Way To Oxford Street And Stand For Hours On End Just So You Can 'Shott Your Mixtape To Mandem Outside Nike Town' It's NOT That Time To Be Playing The 'Supportive Girlfriend' .
I'm Also Willing To Accept That I May Be In A Relationship With ONE OTHER Person Or Thing ; Mrs . XBOX . She Does Something That I Can't ; Entertain Your Face For Hours On End Without Having To Have Sex With You .

BITCH ;

TBC . . .