DEAR MR . PERFECTION PART 2 . . .

Dear Mr . Perfection,
Every Girls Dream Is To 'Fall In Love And Live Happily Ever After' ; And Just Maybe I'll Be One Of The Lucky Ones And Get That Fairytale Romance Where I'm Either The Helpless Tramp (See Cinderella) Or The Innocent Hoe (See Snow White) ; Either Way, I'll Spend Endless Hours Looking Out Of My Window Watching The World Go By Whilst Waiting For You Mr . P To Sweep Me Off My Feet And Treat Me Like A Princess For All Eternity .
Or Maybe With Any Luck I'll Get One Of Those Clichéd 'It's-Definitely-Gonna-Happen' Hollywood Romances Where We Accidently Bump Into Each Other On A Busy New York Street Holding Cups Of Coffee And Spill It On One Another Aimlessly ; In Reality This Is London So I'll Settle With You Pouring Pinapple KA All Down My Bossoms .
Anyway As It Goes, We Say Our Sorries And 'Allow It Fam My Shirt Is Ruined, I'm Gonna Be Late For My Appointment At The Job Center Now .' I Say 'I'll Buy You A New Shirt From Primark' And You Reply 'Nah, It's Alright Babes You Can Take Man Nandos Instead' .

AND THE REST IS HISTORY .

It's Inevitable Really, NANDOS Is Like An Afrodisiac They Don't Sell 'Extra Hot Peri Peri Sauce' For Nothing . Bearing In Mind Mr . P Whilst Your There 24/7, 365 With Your Other Fancy Woman Mrs . XBOX, I Will Be Spending My Time With MY FANCY MAN 'Peri' ; The Only Man That Will EVER Fully Satisfy Me .
(There's Also His Dishy Friend Spicy Rice, But It's NOT That Time For Foursomes, I DON'T SHARE FOOD)

If Your Confused Mr . P All I'm Basically Asking Is That You Can Provide My Life With A Happy Begining, Middle And End ;

AND NANDOS .

TBC . . .