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They Brought You 'Gash By Da Hour' . . .

Nu Brand Flexxx Are Back With :

'Emergency'



OH MY DIDDY .


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Anyone Who Tweets . . .

'How can this girl be waking up talking about it's hot it's hot!! I just told her to take off her weave one time!'


IS OBVIOUSLY A LEGEND .

VAMPIRES .

Woah The Fuck WOAH .

When Did Everyone Become So Obsessed With Vampires ?!

I Remember When BLADE Came Out NO ONE Took Any Notice Of Wesley Snipes

The Black Man Playing A Vampire . . .

Now Your All On Twilight And True Blood . . .

SHAME ON YOU .

Robert Pattinson Is Nothing Special .

If Anything He Looks Like A Sort-Of-Good-Looking-TRAMP .

But That's As Far As It Goes .

Taylor Lautner However Underage That BOY Is . . .

(No Peado)

Would Actually Get It .

He Can Bite Me Anywhere . . .

Any Day .

But He's An 'Underage Vampire' So Techincally I'm Guessing The Same Rules Apply Just As If He Wasn't A Vampire ?!

True Blood Is VAMPIRE PORN .

Vampires Eat People . . . That's NOT Sexy .

Watching Them Have Sex Is Weird .

SAY NO MORE .

Why Would You Wanna Be A Vampire Anyway ?!

1) You'd Be PALE 24/7 . . . 365 Plus Vampire Years . NO MORE FAKE TAN GIRLS . EVER .

2) NO REFLECTION . So You Vain Fucks Will Always Look Merkled 24/7 . . . 365 Plus Vampire Years .

PISSED .

3) Allow Drinking BLOOD . Man Drink Strawberry Ribena Innit .

4) Halloween Times The Living Make A Mockery Of Your Dead Lives With Pathetic Excuses For Costumes . . .

KILL THEM .

5) Living Forever Is Long Because Eventually Everyone Will Die Out .

DIE TOO ONLY FAIR ?!

Either Way There Is Only ONE Legit Vampire I Know . . .

Anyone Else Is A CAAAAAAAAAAT . . . Or BAAAAAAATS If Your A Vampire .

MOOOOOOOOOOOOONA The Vampire .

POKING .

Why The Fuck Do You Poke Me ?!
I Can't Feel It . . .

YET IT'S STILL ANNOYING .

Poking Me FIVE Times A Day Is Doing SHIT To The Already Fucked Facebook .
I Don't Know Who You Are . . .

But Your Names Baaaaaare Long .
(Just Like The Word Baaaaare To Illustrate The Point)

Obviously Looking For A Green Card .
How About NO CARD .

My Passport Expires In A Week .
SHIT .

Maybe I'll Poke You . . .
Then We'll Have Something In Common .

'CELEBRITY'

Celebrity (noun)
1. A Famous Person .
2. Renown; Fame .

'A Celebrity Is A Person Who Is Famously Recognized In A Society Or Culture. Generally Speaking, A Celebrity Is Someone Who Gets Media Attention And Most Frequently Has An Extroverted Personality.'

(Thanks Wikipedia Babes)

UNLESS YOU ARE . . .

Please DO NOT Liken Yourself To A 'Celebrity' When Your Facebook Friend Count Is Less Than 250 .

I Leave You With This :

SINGLE ?! ME TOO .

Autumn/Winter Season PARS LIVES .

Why ?!
Because It DEFINITELY Reminds You That Indeed You Are :

Cold/Lonsome

And . . .

SINGLE .

Personally I Don't Mind Being Single .

That And The Fact I Can't Be CONTROLLED .

BUT STILL . . .

Allow Having To Spend An Extra Ten Minutes On Hair/Clothes/Perfecting My Eyeliner
Allow Having To Change My Contract Plan To Suit Your 'Booty Calls'
Allow Not Having Garlic Sauce On My Chips Just Because YOUR On A Lipsin' Ting

Allow Having To Meet You At The Jobcenter For 'Support'

Allow Me Finding Out You Watch Home And Away
Allow Having To Watch You Play Pro/Lust After Tevez For Hours On End

Allow Meeting Your Friends (That Will Mock My Life And Find Fault With Me)
Allow YOU Meeting My Friends (They'll Always Be That ONE You Don't Get Along With)

Allow Me Having To Do All Of This For YOU :

Because . . .

1) It's LONG .
2) It's LONG .

And . . .

3) It's LOOONG .

GET ME .

I've NOTICED However That PRICKS/DICKHEADS/WASTEMANS
Plus People Who Are Butterz INSIDE And OUT . . .

(You Are Correct That Was Indeed An Indirect)

ARE IN RELATIONSHIPS ?!

How Is The Scum Of The Earth In A Relationship Being Showered With Sprinkles, Hearts And Candyfloss .

. . . And I Get SHITTED ON ?!

WHERE IS THE ACTUAL JUSTICE IN THAT ?!

Your Personality, Everything About You Literally STINKS And Yet You Still Come Out Of It Smelling Like ROSES ?!

You Have The Boyfriend . I DON'T .
You ONE . Me NONE .
(Keep Your Boyfriend/Bitch)

Love Isn't A 'Funny Little Thing' . . .
It Takes The Fucking Piss .

BASICALLY .



WELL SORRY BUT . . . YOU ARE .

I HATE . . .

Girls Like This .

She's NOT Even Trying To Look Sexy .

SHE JUST IS .

Frankie Sandford

Your Sexiness Mocks My Life In Several Places .

#DASAPAR

THAT IS ALL .

MONDAY TO SUNDAY I'M LIKE BBK .

BOY BETTER KNOW .
I'm Sure NONE Of These Guys Need An Introduction .

But I'll Do It Anyway . . .

SKEPTA
JME
FRISCO
Gritz
Maxium
Shorty
Jammer

AND . . .

BBR
(He Is Too Cute In Their New Video THROUGHOUT)

'Stuuuuupid'

Few Things Really :

Jammer
He Went 'AAAAARD Three In A Bed And The Merkle Man Said ?!
'The Rastas Ready' .
L-O-L

As Always Mr . Jamie Adenuga On Point Minus The Du-Rag .
Shock Horror . . .
Good Look Still .

SKEPTA . . .
Slow Down Joseph What I Really Wanna Know Is Why Rock The White Boxers ?!
I'll Forgive You .

Your BBK .

FRISCO
Mr . Eyes On You .
Looking Extremely Dapper Rockin' The Grey Lyle & Scotty From Head To Toe . . .
Your Efforts Haven't Gone Unoticed .
(079 Me . GRIN)

Video Directed By Staplehouse /Scorcher .
I Love Staplehouse They've Done Numerous Videos For UK Artists Such As Scorcher Himself, Wiley And Wretch32 But I Must Say They've Peaked With This Boy Better Know Number .

So Without Further A Due . . .

BOY BETTER KNOW - GOIN' IN

'Please Don't Tell Me Nuttin' I'ma Big Kid Like Benjamin Button .'

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS !