SINGLE ?! ME TOO .

Autumn/Winter Season PARS LIVES .

Why ?!
Because It DEFINITELY Reminds You That Indeed You Are :

Cold/Lonsome

And . . .

SINGLE .

Personally I Don't Mind Being Single .

That And The Fact I Can't Be CONTROLLED .

BUT STILL . . .

Allow Having To Spend An Extra Ten Minutes On Hair/Clothes/Perfecting My Eyeliner
Allow Having To Change My Contract Plan To Suit Your 'Booty Calls'
Allow Not Having Garlic Sauce On My Chips Just Because YOUR On A Lipsin' Ting

Allow Having To Meet You At The Jobcenter For 'Support'

Allow Me Finding Out You Watch Home And Away
Allow Having To Watch You Play Pro/Lust After Tevez For Hours On End

Allow Meeting Your Friends (That Will Mock My Life And Find Fault With Me)
Allow YOU Meeting My Friends (They'll Always Be That ONE You Don't Get Along With)

Allow Me Having To Do All Of This For YOU :

Because . . .

1) It's LONG .
2) It's LONG .

And . . .

3) It's LOOONG .

GET ME .

I've NOTICED However That PRICKS/DICKHEADS/WASTEMANS
Plus People Who Are Butterz INSIDE And OUT . . .

(You Are Correct That Was Indeed An Indirect)

ARE IN RELATIONSHIPS ?!

How Is The Scum Of The Earth In A Relationship Being Showered With Sprinkles, Hearts And Candyfloss .

. . . And I Get SHITTED ON ?!

WHERE IS THE ACTUAL JUSTICE IN THAT ?!

Your Personality, Everything About You Literally STINKS And Yet You Still Come Out Of It Smelling Like ROSES ?!

You Have The Boyfriend . I DON'T .
You ONE . Me NONE .
(Keep Your Boyfriend/Bitch)

Love Isn't A 'Funny Little Thing' . . .
It Takes The Fucking Piss .

BASICALLY .



WELL SORRY BUT . . . YOU ARE .