YOU SMELL .

I Smell Everything .

(Ask About Me)

Call Me Some Next Type Of Nose Pervert If You Will .

But I Love Walking Past A Person And They Smell Bare Nice . . .

It Almost Makes My Day To Know That Someone Has Taken An Extra 5 Minutes Out Of There Morning To Smell Good .

It Beats The 'London Smell' Of Tramps, Buses And Chicken Shops .

The Only Time My Nose Is Ready To Self Destruct And Explode On My Face Is In RAVES .

You And 100 Other People Sweating In a Small Box Room . . .

BO BOMB !

That Is Why I'd Like To Put My Next Rant To Debate . . .

BOYS .

Why Do You Feel It's More Important To Co-Ordinate 'Garms' And Up Your Game/Swagger Than Smell Nice ?!

Surely Swagger Comes With Putting Deodorant On ?!

Why When It's Minus 20 Outside Do You STILL Smell Like BO ?!

What Part Of You Is Sweating ?!

Do You Like Being A Nuisance To My Nose ?!

Why Is It You Can Smell Other People's Farts And Not YOUR OWN BO ?!

Where's The Sense In That ?!

It's Not Just BOYS .

Boys Genuinely Don't Realize They Smell Unless You Tell Them .

GIRLS On The Other Hand Are Fuckeries And Blame It On Keisha .

GIRLS . . .

Your A GIRL Your Suppose To Smell Like Strawberries, Sprinkles And Glitter .

Anything Less Is MAJORLY SLIPPPPPPPPIN' .

(Ask Keisha She'll Tell You)

So The Message Is Simple Really . . .

It Doesn't Kill To Hold A Can 5cm Away From Your Armpits And Spray .

It KILLS NOSES To Completely Withold A Can From Your Armpits .

GEDDIT .