THE BEST OF TOPMAN .

Hi Boys . . .
Allow My Hoe-Ish Ways .

I Went On Topman And Saw Some BUFF People . . .

(Because I'm Nice, I Share There Faces With You)

Hello John, Johnny, Jonathan And Jack . . .

That's Not Really There Names .

(Just Incase You Were Wondering)

I Dub Thee Mr . Jamie Archer (20 Years Younger)

Make It 21.5 Years Younger . . . For Good Measure .

You Were Sexy . . .
(WERE Being The Key Word There . . . )

Then You Wore This . . .

And POSED LIKE THAT .

Allow It .

Aww He Looks Like A Watered Down Version Of BLUEY ROBINSON . . .

STILL CHOONG DOE .

Hello Mr . Foreign-Stranger-With-The-Deep-Eyes-That-Happen-To-Meet-On-A-Packed-Bus . . .

Wha Gwarn Babes ?!

And So Concludes The Buff Tings I Found . . . When Did Topman Start Hiring Sexy Models Anyway ?! As You Can See I Wasn't Interested In Purchasing Clothes . . . That Suit Mr . Foreign Stranger Has On Is £200 Alone (WITHOUT THE SHOES)

. . . YEAH I KNOW !

'Avin A Farkin' Laugh Mate .