TWITTER BEEF .

YES .
Grown 20 Something Year Old MEN . . .
Starting Beef On The Social Networking Site Twitter .
Insulting Each Others Musical Abilities/Hair In 140 Characters .

In The Ubertwitter Corner . . .

Mr . Samson 'Black The Ripper' Blackaveli .

(He Has Beautiful Hair I Want To Play With)

In The Web Reply Corner . . .

The 'Merkle Man' That Is JAMMER From Boy Better Know .

As I Blog Samson Has Just This Second Tweeted To Jammer :

'Yo @jammermerkleman I'm sittin here with my boys watching ur new video & I just clocked ur actually goin NOWHERE LOL u can't spit & ur ugly!'

Samson BE NICE .

This Hasn't Been The First 'Twitter Beef' Mr . Blackaveli Has Been Involved In . . . OH NO .

It's More Of A Habit Now .

Introducing MASTER SHORTIE . . .
I Know .
Samson . . . 'Black The Ripper' How Could You ?!

NOT THEO !

Young Theo Looks Like Butter Wouldn't MELT, Surely Black Wouldn't ?!

HE DID . . .

MULTIPLE TIMES .

'#uknowitsarecession when you see @mastershortie wearing pink jeggins and his pink trainers'
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'RT @SHANiiSTAR @BlackTheRipper hold on.. i dont think i actual know one of master shorties songs? i no loads of yours. shows summin dont it'
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'RT @Lazyonline RT @LewisBoyce: @blacktheripper has got bare man on his side. fuck @mastershortie

Are Just Some Of The 34528542097236.5 Pars A DAY Black The Ripper Has Dished Out To @mastershortie Via Ubertwitter .

All Because Master Shortie Made A Boo Boo And Declared He Was 'The Best Rapper' In The UK . Then When Asked A Question On Some Next Radio Station Out In The Sticks Master Shortie Put Black The Ripper's Name 'On BLAST' . . .

Your Both As Bad As Each Other You Put His Name On Blast Via Twitter He Does The Same . . . Please Man The Fuck Up And Take It To The Microphone You 'MCEES' YOU .

ONE QUESTION Though . . . Well Several Things Really .

1) Why ?!
2) Why Twitter ?!

** BREAKING NEWS
The Samson Vs Jammer BEEF Has Gone Quiet On The Twitter Front . . .

3) Your All Musicians . . . Can't We All Just Get Along And Spit Over A JLS Beat ?!
4) You Take The Term 'Internet Gangsters' To A WHOLE NEW LEVEL !
5) Will I Have To Hashtag #BULLETPROOFVEST Everytime I Wanna Tweet From Now On ?!
6) Just . . . Insults And PARS In 140 Characters ?! How Do You Manage That ?!
7) Samson . . . Where The Fuck Is Edmonton ?! Excuse My Language Because I Know You'll Send For Me .
8) RT By 'Followers' Is GAY . Stop Getting Them Involved .
9) WTF ?! Pointless .
10) Get Record Deals, Get A Job Or Get The Fuck Off Twitter And Stop Being Immature Twats .

** BREAKING TWEET

'yo @jammermerkleman why aint u chattin shit no more?? you called me short!! lol does that mean u want me to cuss da shit out of u on twitter'

Samson Please It's 3:19 In The Morning . . . Jammer Doesn't Have The Energy To Tweet Right Now He's Probably Sleepin' (AAAAAAAAHHHH) . . .

You Do The Same And Put That Pretty Little Head Of Hairs Of Yours To Bed Now .