I Said To Myself I Wouldn't Blog On Friday 1-3 . . .
I Got Up At 7:13
I Had To Wait 13 Seconds For My Hot Water To Turn On
I Got To Uni 8:43
I Bought A Breakfast Bar For 30p
Do You See What Goes On Here ?!
I'd Just Like To Share Why The Numbers . . .
1 And 3 Are So Fucked Up . . .
- The Fear Of Friday The 13th Is Called 'Paraskevidekatriaphobia'
OR . . .
For Short .
- SAW The Ride At Thorpe Park Was Opened On March 13 2009 . 'Coincidently' The Ride Decides To Break Down Multiple Times With Rassclart People ON IT !FINAL DESTINATION ANYONE ?!
(Allow That Ride 10000000.5%)
- The 'Da Vinci Code' Is Pretty Much A JuJu Puzzle, More So Than Connect Four And Hungry Hippos . . .
(Make Your Own Asumptions Innit)
- The 2009 film 2012 Is Set To Be Released On Friday November 13 2009 . . .
Now Why The Fuck Would You Do That ?!
And You Wonder Why People Need Admitting To Springfield And Them Other Mad House Places There . . .
It's YOU .
ALL YOU .
So Next Time You See Some Next Crackhead On Road Talking About 'Doomsday', Borrow Them A Copy Of 'The Day After Tomorrow' . . .
REALLY FUCK THINGS UP .
- Stevie Wonder . . .
BABES .
(Big Fan)
No Really .
So FORGIVE ME .
BUT . . .
You Have NO RIGHT To Be Talking About Superstitions When . . .
You Can't Even SEE ONE .
Still I Leave You With This . . .
Seems Like The Right Thing To Do .
No comments:
Post a Comment