#FUCKOUTTAHERE .

Southampton NEVER Ceases To Amaze Me .

NEVER .

So When You . . .

WASTEMAN OF THE SOUTH EAST COAST

Disrupt My Ears And Donaeo's Vocals . . .

I'm NOT Going To Be Best Pleased .

1) Who The Fuck Are You ?!

2) You Are Butters .

3) My Halls Are 5 Minutes Away .

You Stop Me Walking Through A Car Park . . .

PREADATOR .

PERVERT .

And WASTEMAN .

Your CV Is Looking Colourful Already .

Obviously Small Talk Is Vital In These Situations .

One Word Answers Must Become Your Best Friends . . .

Simple Yes/No/Maybe(s) Will Do .

But FUCK MY LIFE When Mr . Wasteman Of The South East Coast Says :

'Your Uni Gash, Innit .'

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I'm Sorry . . .

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ?!

'Your . . . UNI GASH Innit .'

UNI GASH ?!

GASH ?!

(If Anyone Really Knows Me They Know I DESPISE THIS WORD)

OH MY GOD .

Violation/Par . . .

Rolled Into ONE BIG FUCKERY !

Southampton You Well And Truly Have Some SHITTAS (Via @Marcusnarsty)

It Gets Better . . .

After Drawin' Me Like Any Hoe, He Has The Cheek To Ask . . .

NO DEMAND :

'Gimme Your Number'

GIMME ?!

After You Just Insulted My Whole Exsistance 'UNI GASH' . . .

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(Apologies Once Again)

You Want MY NUMBER ?!

I Have 19 More Days In This Shit Hole . . .

19 More Days .

*SIGH .