Just YOU Laura .
JUST YOU .
This Is My Personal Favourite :
@BlackTheRipper #youknowyouinlove when u throw a brick thru her window!
(Straight Ghetto Love)
Either Way Your NOT Helpless Romantics At Heart . . .
Just Really Really Moist Verging On SOGGY .
I'm NOT .
I Seduce You With My Words Daily But That's As Far As It Goes .
Keep Your Roses, Keep Your Candy I DO NOT WANT IT .
Few Things Really . . .
1) So We're In A Relationship, We're 'Happy' Happiness Is Only Temporary And Sooner Or Later You'll Annoy Me .
2) Stop Saying 'I Love You' Every 2 Seconds/Everyday . It Jars My Life To Know 'My Man' Is One Big Soppy Emotional Wreck .
3) DO NOT Bring Me Roses, Petals . . . Anything Flowery For That Matter NOT Even Potpourri . I'm ALLERGIC To Anything A Bumble Bee Has Ever Shitted On .
4) DO NOT Buy Me Endless Trays Of Chocolate And When I Ask 'Do I Look Fat In This' You Automatically Say NO . Stop Lying ! You've Been Feeding Me Chocolate I AM FAT !
5) Barry White Is A Mood Killer, My Mum Listens To Barry White . . . NO Just NO .
6) Call Me Shallow But I'm Down For The Gifts And Money . . . YOU ALL ARE !
7) The Most Romantic Thing I'll Ever Do For You Is Remember Your Birthday . . .
8) Maybe Hold Your Hand In Public .
9) Cheese On Toast And Cupcakes Are Officially The Best Romantic Meal EVER . . . Says Me .
10) Why The Cinema ?! Unless We're Sat In The Back Row There Is NO POINT In Us Going To The Cinema .
11) Hol' Tight Pinot Grigio Hangovers/'I Really Enjoyed Last Night' * Woo
12) Making Love Den's In Your Front Rooms Still Exsist, It's Fun . . .
13) If You Take Me To A Resturant In A Romantic Setting I'll Automatically Think You Want To Marry Me . . . NO And Allow It .
14) Serious Dates Like The Theatre Are Gay . We're Going Sky Diving .
15) 'Ghetto Love' Is Emotional Parring/Mental Scarring Thank God I Only Talk 'Ghetto' .
16) If You Do Decide To Dump Me . . . NO We Can't Still Be Friends And YES I'm Keeping Every Single Gift You've EVER Given Me .
17) Romantic Strolls After Dark In The Park Are For Serial Killers . NO THANKS .
18) Taking Pictures Of Us On A Lipsin' Ting And Putting It Up On Facebook Is Strictly Prohibited .
19) Christmas May Just Be The Only Time Where I'll Treat You Like Your The Only Person In The World (Christmas Is ONE DAY Count Yourself Lucky)
20) Pretty Much The 'Perfect Girlfriend' But THE WORST Romantic In The World . . .
Can't Have It All, Eh ?!
I Leave You With This . . .
From The Moist Collection .
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