'LE WASTEMAN'

Basically My Life Is ONE BIG PAR . . .
Whether I Par Myself Or Someone Else Pars Me .

It's DAILY .
(And Happens Every 7.5 Seconds)

Today Naomi Elizabeth Was Parred By Two French Girls . . . FOREIGN And They Still Manage To Par My Life Differently In There OWN LITTLE LANGUAGE .
So Basically Everything Is Kushty Naomi Is Actually Getting Some Work Done BOOM . . .
Then I Look To The Corner Of My Eye And See 'Frenchie' (Ironically That Was Her Name, She Had Her Facebook Up And Everyting) CLOCKING MY FACE .

Like Proper CLOCKING/COUNTING The Spots On My Cheek (I Had None But That's How HARD She Was Clocking Me) Obviously I Carried On Doing My Work, It Was My Buff Side She Was Clocking So I Was Thinking Clock Away WHATEVER .

But The Friend Decided To Mosey In And Started Staring At Me Too . . .
INTENSELY . To The Point Of AKWARDNESS (At This Point They're Whispering To One Another La This, Le That)

You Know Them Ones Should I Say Something Or Allow It . . .
BLUD YOUR NOW LAUGHING AND CLEARLY MOCKING MY LIFE .

I Said Something .

YEAH . . .

'Sorry We Do Not Unzerstand Zi Anglais'

I'm Thinking : CLEARLY YOU DO .
Because Frenchie Is Acting Like She Ain't French .
2 Minutes Later . . .

I Swear On UNA, I Swear On The Saturdays . . .

I Swear I Heard Frenchie Call Me :

'LE WASTEMAN'

C'EST QUOI CE BORDEL ?!

(What The Fuck ?!)

After The Initial Shock Of Being Called A Wasteman In French, I Felt Slightly Violated . . . I Eat Croissants, Like Garlic And Think Thierry Henry Is BUFF . YET I STILL GET CALLED A WASTEMAN . Clearly NO Justice In The World AT ALL .

At This Point In The Situation Frenchie And Friend Find My Reaction Priceless, They Obviously Clocked (Because There Good At That) That I Now Knew What They Were Talking About .

Now This Could Go Two Ways . . . I Could Be Black With My Jamaican And South London Ways And Scream Rassclart Right Before Shanking You . . . Or Actually Be A Pussy And Say No More . With This Being Southampton NOT Brixton . . . Naomi Ducked Out Quick Time With Frenchie And Friend Still La Cackling In The Background .

#ULTIMATE LE PAR