THE DROUGHT IS OVER .

Basically It Was All Doom And Gloom .

BLOG BLOCK .

#MEGAPAR

Then It Hit Me Like Poop To A Fan .

MESSY LIKE .

GET ME .

I Can't Leave My Space Invaders And Give Absolute Blog Airtime . . .

SO I'M BACK A FEW HOURS LATER .

In That Time I've Massaged Someones Prickish EGO, Been To Chicken Cottage Only To Leave With Falafel, Parred My Drunk Best Friend, Insulted My Mum And Told MASTER SHORTIE On Twitter He'd Never EVER Look Like A Sexy Zombie .

EVER .

BITCH .

(Allow Me I'm A Girl 'BITCH' Is Written In Our DNA)

Besides The Point .

I'd Just Like To Bring To Attention . . .

(Future Boyfriends Take Note)

OR . . .

Future Girlfriends . . .

(If Your A Girl And Think I'm Some Next Choong Ting You Should Know Too)

NO HOMO .

This Too Besides The Point .

Anyway . . .

Basically I AM A GIRL .

A GIRL WITH NEEDS . . .

A Girl Who Gets 2AM And 3AM Cravings For NANDOS .

You Don't Deliver The Goods When I Tell You I Crave This . . .

(Google Are Slippin' This NANDOS Chicken Looks Butterz)

And This . . .

I Will Withold Sexy Time For A Very . . .

Very . . .

Very . . .

Very . . .

Very . . .

LOOOOOOOONG TIME .

Just Sayin' .