100th BLOG .

UNA ♥

What Better Way To Celebrate A 100th BLOG .

(Allow Me)

WINTER WARMER .

SAY NO MORE .

VERY SUPERSTITIOUS .

I Said To Myself I Wouldn't Blog On Friday 1-3 . . .


I Got Up At 7:13
I Had To Wait 13 Seconds For My Hot Water To Turn On
I Got To Uni 8:43
I Bought A Breakfast Bar For 30p

Do You See What Goes On Here ?!

I'd Just Like To Share Why The Numbers . . .
1 And 3 Are So Fucked Up . . .


- The Fear Of Friday The 13th Is Called 'Paraskevidekatriaphobia'


OR . . .

For Short .

- SAW The Ride At Thorpe Park Was Opened On March 13 2009 . 'Coincidently' The Ride Decides To Break Down Multiple Times With Rassclart People ON IT !


FINAL DESTINATION ANYONE ?!
(Allow That Ride 10000000.5%)

- The 'Da Vinci Code' Is Pretty Much A JuJu Puzzle, More So Than Connect Four And Hungry Hippos . . .
(Make Your Own Asumptions Innit)

- The 2009 film 2012 Is Set To Be Released On Friday November 13 2009 . . .
Now Why The Fuck Would You Do That ?!
And You Wonder Why People Need Admitting To Springfield And Them Other Mad House Places There . . .




It's YOU .


































ALL YOU .



So Next Time You See Some Next Crackhead On Road Talking About 'Doomsday', Borrow Them A Copy Of 'The Day After Tomorrow' . . .

REALLY FUCK THINGS UP .

- Stevie Wonder . . .

BABES .

(Big Fan)

No Really .

So FORGIVE ME .

BUT . . .


You Have NO RIGHT To Be Talking About Superstitions When . . .

You Can't Even SEE ONE .

Still I Leave You With This . . .

Seems Like The Right Thing To Do .

THE BEST OF TOPMAN .

Hi Boys . . .
Allow My Hoe-Ish Ways .

I Went On Topman And Saw Some BUFF People . . .

(Because I'm Nice, I Share There Faces With You)

Hello John, Johnny, Jonathan And Jack . . .

That's Not Really There Names .

(Just Incase You Were Wondering)

I Dub Thee Mr . Jamie Archer (20 Years Younger)

Make It 21.5 Years Younger . . . For Good Measure .

You Were Sexy . . .
(WERE Being The Key Word There . . . )

Then You Wore This . . .

And POSED LIKE THAT .

Allow It .

Aww He Looks Like A Watered Down Version Of BLUEY ROBINSON . . .

STILL CHOONG DOE .

Hello Mr . Foreign-Stranger-With-The-Deep-Eyes-That-Happen-To-Meet-On-A-Packed-Bus . . .

Wha Gwarn Babes ?!

And So Concludes The Buff Tings I Found . . . When Did Topman Start Hiring Sexy Models Anyway ?! As You Can See I Wasn't Interested In Purchasing Clothes . . . That Suit Mr . Foreign Stranger Has On Is £200 Alone (WITHOUT THE SHOES)

. . . YEAH I KNOW !

'Avin A Farkin' Laugh Mate .

PETER ANDRE 2.0

This Is A Beautiful Thing . . .

He Is A BEAUTIFUL MAN .

He Is Thee Perfect Example Of What A REAL MAN Is . . .

This Song . . .

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAARN PETE .

WHY DO . . .

Girls Take Photos In Toilets ?!

(We Go To The Toilet In Packs To Bitch/Top Up Make Up/Hold Clutch Bags Whilst Friends Go Pee)

All Well And Good . . . That's NORMAL .

But Why Would You Take 10 Minutes Out Of Your Lives To Actually Stand Outside A Cubical . . .

POUT/POSE .
And Take A Picture ?!


Do You Like The Smell Of Shit ?!
Are You A Pervert ?!


I'd Find It Very Hard To Pee/Make Any Noise Knowing There Are THREE Girls Outside The Toilet Cubical I'm In Taking Pictures Ready To Post On Facebook The Next Day . . .
(Might As Well Tag Me As The Cubical)


I'm NOT Guilty Of Taking Any 'Loo Photos' Because Frankly Who Has Time To Do That ?! (Clearly Most Of The Female Population)

Club Toilets Smell Like Piss, Beer, Cheap Perfume, Fake Tan And Invisible Cocaine Lines . . .
NO THANKS .
It Wouldn't Bother My Life If It Was One Or Two Pictures . . .


BUT IT'S 20 BILLION PHOTOS OF YOU AND YOUR HOES IN ONE POSE .

In A Toilet . . .


WHAT THE FUCK ?!
Can We Get Lives Now Please ?!

GET ME .

DIRTY LAUNDRY .

FAAAAAAAAAAARKIN' HELL . . .
Jeremy Kyle Needs To Join Facebook .

Facebook Statuses Are Clearly For Airing :
'What's On Your Mind ?!'

Not LITERALLY Airing What Is ACTUALLY ON YOUR MIND . . .

I Am Not Suppose To Know/Really Don't Want To Know :
- Someone Has Made A Fake Profile And Is Literally Mocking Your Life
- You Call Your Boyfriend Gay Pet Names
- You've Just Split Up With Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend And And Desperately Want Them Back
- Someone You Thought Was Your Friend Were Actually The Root Of All Your Problems
- Who You Lashed, Bashed And Splashed Last Night/The Night Before
- Who My 14 Year Old Sister And Her So Solid Crew Likes
- Your Awaiting A Text From Someone You've Liked For YEARS
- The Progress Of Your Labour
- Every Status You Write Is An Indirect To Your Ex-Girlfriend (Please Delete Her It's Getting Tiresome)
- Who Your In A Relationship With
- The Next Daggerin' Rave

Do You See Where I'm Going With This ?!
Why Do I Know This ?!

I Read Everything . . .

You Know The Term 'TMI' . . .

YEAH THEM ONES .