The Christmas Period Is Officially OVER . . .
It's Time To Digest The Dry Turkey And Roast Potatoes And Think To The Future .
There's ALOT Of Talk About 2010 .
That's Because Everyone And Their Mum Has Claimed It As Theirs KMT .
Following On From My Fellow Moist Crew Member Mr . Paulo Gouveia Who's Pretty Much Planned WORLD DOMINATION And Kidnap Of This Guy . . .
In 2010 .
It's Only Right I Get My Two Cents In Too .
My 2010 Will Consist Of Achieving/Demolishing The Following . . .
1) DEBTS .Fuck My Life And Student Loans . If Someone Told Me Being A Student Meant Literally Being At The Mercy Of Natwest Every Month . . . I Would Of Left It Alone .
It's A Recession Doe Still .
It's All Bout Makin' Baaaaare Peeeees And Paying Them Bad Boys Orf . . .
Then Shoutin' ;
'BUN NATWEST BLAAAAAAAAAAAAD'
THE END .
2) DRIVE BITCH DRIVE .
Yeah, That's Right .
Before My 20th Birthday I Will Pick My Mum Up From Sainsbury's In My Pergeot 206 . . . Allow My Red Car .
And On My Furby's Life I Will Pass The Bus I Used To Run For . . .
FUCK YOU LONDON TRANSPORT FOREVER .
Bun Di Oyster Card . Bun Boris Johnson .
3) POTENTIAL SUITORS ACCORDING TO MUMMY CAYOL .
'Hurry Up And Marry A Doctor' - Mum .
Few Things Really :
- When Men In General Stop Being Such Pricks Then We Can Talk About Marriage And Breeding Like Bunny Rabbits . . .- My Future 'Doctor' Husband Is Likely To Be A Gynecologist . . . That Is Just Asking For A Visit Onto The Jeremy Kyle Show .
- Mum You Watch Way Too Much Holby City .
Allow Yourself It's Not Real .
- I Decide When I Unleash My Spawn Onto The World Thank You Very Much .
Mum, I Love You Dearly . . .
But Please .
LEAVE ME ALONE .
4) NEW YORK/AIYA NAPA/ANYWHERE I CAN GET MY BIKINI OOOOOORN .
With The Debts Paid Off And Uni Out For Summer . . .
It's Only Right I Spend Sometime Laying In The Shade With The MC .
Baaaaaaaaaaaaare Things Ah Go Gwarn Zeeit .
5) OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING TO GET A JOB AND SEDUCE MY BOSS AND GET PAID BAAAAARE MORE PEEEEEES THAN MY FRIEND 'Stuart' Who Will Add Me On Facebook, Like My Statuses But Always Air Me At Work .
Safe Stuart . . . Safe .
(Glad To See Your Social Skills Are Only Apparent Through Your Internet Connection)
6) I WILL OWN A NANDOS BLACK CARD .
It Exists .
Pixie Lott Has One . . .
I Want One Too .
Free Chicken All Day Every Friggin' Day .
Spicy Ricey For Lifey '10 .
7) PIXIE LOTT WILL TAKE ME TO NANDOS WITH HER BLACK CARD/TOTALLY BE ON IT .
Self Explanitory Really .
If I'm Ever Papped Coming Out Of Nandos With Pixie Lott In Heat Magazine . . .
Just Know .
8) I WILL BE A BORN AGAIN VEGETARIAN . . . (Don't Watch 6 And 7)
I Can Survive My Whole Entire Life Without Nandos, KFC And Reggae Sauce Actually .
RACISTS .
Man's Already Started GET MEEEEEH .
I Told Her :
'No Chips, No Dips Just The Carrot Sticks .'
9) GOODBYE, GOODBYE MY FRIENDS GOODBYE .
No I'm Not Suicidal .And I Won't Be 'Cutting' Anyone Out Of My Life To Make Way For Some More Bredrins In 2010 .
. . . You Did Get A Lil' Shook Doe Didn't You ?!
JUST A LIL' .
ADMIT IT .
10) I WILL BE 20 IN PRACTICALLY A MONTHS TIME #FACT .
Your All Invited To The PAAAARTAY . . .
WELL SOME OF YOU ANYWAY .
And So Concludes The 12 Months Of Nay .
Oh And Remember . . .
Whatever Your Doin', Wherever You Are Have A Funky 2010 !
Baaaaaaare xoxo's And Lots O' Love . . .
Baaaaaaare xoxo's And Lots O' Love . . .
SPACE INVADER .
