OI NICKY .

Wha Gwarn Fam ?!

Long Time No 12 Months . You Cool ?!

Listen Yeah . . .

I Know Your Busy Sorting Out Good Girls And Boys From The Bad Breed Ones .

But If It's Possible . . .

(Which I'm Sure It Will Be If You Want Rudolph To Live To See Next Year)

Naomi Elizabeth Cayol Would Like . . .

YES . . .
I Understand She Is A Living, Breathing ACTUAL PERSON
I Understand You Probably Would Have To Abduct Una Which Is ILLEGAL . . .

You Can't Talk Though Blud, You Break Into Millions Of Houses Every Year .

I Also Understand This Isn't 'Bad Santa' So The Chances Of Una Under My Christmas Tree Is Highly Unlikely . . .

FINE .

This Will Do . . .

* SIGH

From When You Can't Even Get Me A Person For Christmas Your Officially Slackin' And Just For That I Prefer Halloween

(NO JAY-Z)

Nicky Babes I'd Also Like It If You Could Possibly Bring Me This Guy . . .

YES AGAIN .
I Do Understand He Is An ACTUAL LIVING BREATHING PERSON .

I Do Also Again Understand The Chances Of Abducting Scorcher Is Pretty Slim Because Well You Know . . .

He Just Wouldn't Let You .

You Think Any Guy Could Roll To His Yard And Ask Him To 'Get In The Sack' . . .

I THINK NOT .

It's A Wrap Really . . .
And I'm NOT Talking Presents .

So The First Two Are A NO . . .

But Surely This Isn't Hard To Get ?!

It's A Supernova .

A Supernova Is NOT To Be Confused With This Guy Although He Too I'd Also Like . . .

But It Is The First Supernova I'm Talking About .

A Real Authentic Star From Space Purleeeeeeese .

Look Before You Cross Me Off The Bad Breed List Onto The 'Taking The Fucking Piss Now' List Hear Me Out Nicholas . . .


- Your Sleigh Gets From The UK To Australia In 0.60 Seconds And Excuse Me But I'm Sure Australia Is Half Way Across The World If My D In Geography Is Anything To Go By .


Totally Possible To Get A Star On The Way .


- Unless I've Been Mislead For The Past 19 Years Your Sleigh Glides Over The Fucking Moon Fam !

So Don't Try Tell Me You've Never Ever Got Someone A Star K-M-T .

So YES I'd Like A Supernova Please .

Anything Less Like A Glowing Piece Of Coal Is The #ULTIMATEPAR Rudolph Will Get Duppied Nicely . . . Capiche ?!

Lucky For Rudolph I Think That's It . . .

For Now .

All Love Doe Nicky !

See You In 2 Weeks Fam .

Yours Sincerly,

Naomi Elizabeth Cayol

Aged 19 And 10 Months .

Just Sayin' . . .

Merry Christmas .