2010 .

The Christmas Period Is Officially OVER . . .

It's Time To Digest The Dry Turkey And Roast Potatoes And Think To The Future .

There's ALOT Of Talk About 2010 .

That's Because Everyone And Their Mum Has Claimed It As Theirs KMT .

Following On From My Fellow Moist Crew Member Mr . Paulo Gouveia Who's Pretty Much Planned WORLD DOMINATION And Kidnap Of This Guy . . .

In 2010 .

It's Only Right I Get My Two Cents In Too .

My 2010 Will Consist Of Achieving/Demolishing The Following . . .

1) DEBTS .
Fuck My Life And Student Loans . If Someone Told Me Being A Student Meant Literally Being At The Mercy Of Natwest Every Month . . . I Would Of Left It Alone .

It's A Recession Doe Still .
It's All Bout Makin' Baaaaare Peeeees And Paying Them Bad Boys Orf . . .

Then Shoutin' ;

'BUN NATWEST BLAAAAAAAAAAAAD'

THE END .

2) DRIVE BITCH DRIVE .
Yeah, That's Right .
Before My 20th Birthday I Will Pick My Mum Up From Sainsbury's In My Pergeot 206 . . . Allow My Red Car .
And On My Furby's Life I Will Pass The Bus I Used To Run For . . .

FUCK YOU LONDON TRANSPORT FOREVER .

Bun Di Oyster Card . Bun Boris Johnson .

3) POTENTIAL SUITORS ACCORDING TO MUMMY CAYOL .

'Hurry Up And Marry A Doctor' - Mum .

Few Things Really :

- When Men In General Stop Being Such Pricks Then We Can Talk About Marriage And Breeding Like Bunny Rabbits . . .

- My Future 'Doctor' Husband Is Likely To Be A Gynecologist . . . That Is Just Asking For A Visit Onto The Jeremy Kyle Show .

- Mum You Watch Way Too Much Holby City .
Allow Yourself It's Not Real .

- I Decide When I Unleash My Spawn Onto The World Thank You Very Much .

Mum, I Love You Dearly . . .
But Please .

LEAVE ME ALONE .

4) NEW YORK/AIYA NAPA/ANYWHERE I CAN GET MY BIKINI OOOOOORN .
With The Debts Paid Off And Uni Out For Summer . . .

It's Only Right I Spend Sometime Laying In The Shade With The MC .

Baaaaaaaaaaaaare Things Ah Go Gwarn Zeeit .

5) OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING TO GET A JOB AND SEDUCE MY BOSS AND GET PAID BAAAAARE MORE PEEEEEES THAN MY FRIEND 'Stuart' Who Will Add Me On Facebook, Like My Statuses But Always Air Me At Work .

Safe Stuart . . . Safe .

(Glad To See Your Social Skills Are Only Apparent Through Your Internet Connection)

6) I WILL OWN A NANDOS BLACK CARD .
It Exists .
Pixie Lott Has One . . .





I Want One Too .

Free Chicken All Day Every Friggin' Day .
Spicy Ricey For Lifey '10 .

7) PIXIE LOTT WILL TAKE ME TO NANDOS WITH HER BLACK CARD/TOTALLY BE ON IT .

Self Explanitory Really .

If I'm Ever Papped Coming Out Of Nandos With Pixie Lott In Heat Magazine . . .

Just Know .

8) I WILL BE A BORN AGAIN VEGETARIAN . . .
(Don't Watch 6 And 7)
I Can Survive My Whole Entire Life Without Nandos, KFC And Reggae Sauce Actually .


RACISTS .
Man's Already Started GET MEEEEEH .

I Told Her :

'No Chips, No Dips Just The Carrot Sticks .'

9) GOODBYE, GOODBYE MY FRIENDS GOODBYE .

No I'm Not Suicidal .
And I Won't Be 'Cutting' Anyone Out Of My Life To Make Way For Some More Bredrins In 2010 .


. . . You Did Get A Lil' Shook Doe Didn't You ?!



JUST A LIL' .













ADMIT IT .



10) I WILL BE 20 IN PRACTICALLY A MONTHS TIME #FACT .

Your All Invited To The PAAAARTAY . . .

WELL SOME OF YOU ANYWAY .

And So Concludes The 12 Months Of Nay .

Oh And Remember . . .

Whatever Your Doin', Wherever You Are Have A Funky 2010 !
Baaaaaaare xoxo's And Lots O' Love . . .

SPACE INVADER .