DEAR RUDY . . .

Don't Aww Him . . . .

Listen Here Fam I'm Too Old To Be Calling You 'RUDOLPH'

NO It's NOT Me Being Stoosh I've Know About You For 19 Years Now . . .

'RUDY'

GET ME .

Few Things Really . . .

- If You And Your Bredrins Insist On Jamming Outside My Yard Whilst Nicholas Unloads My Shit . Please Don't Make A Mess Or Break Anything 'Cos Man Will Feel No Way In Kickin' You In Your Horns .

YOU SEE IT .

- Last Year I Bought Sainsbury's 'Taste The Difference' CARROTS . . .

JUST FOR YOU .

Yes You Red Nosed Wasteman . . . YOU .

Do You Know How Expensive Taste The Diffence Carrots Are ?!

Course You Don't .

You Didn't Eat Them . . . WHAT A WASTE .

I Haven't Forgotten .

- Having A Red Nose DOES NOT Make You Gang . It Means You Have Swine Flu YOU NEED To Be Put Down .

- Dasher, Comet, Donner, Blitzen, Dancer, Prancer And Cupid . . . Then There's 'RUDOLPH' .

PAR .

- Don't Get Me Wrong I Like You Rudy, But C'Mon Even You Know Your Slightly Overrated . What The Fuck Do You Actually Do Apart From Jam At The Front Of Nicholas' Air Whip ?!

- 'All Of The Other Reindeer Used To Laugh And Call Him Names . They Never Let Poor Rudolph Join In Any Reindeer Games .'

SKEEN .

Anyway Rudy, I'll Be Leaving Carrots Out AGAIN This Year . . .

Only This Time Straight Happy Shopper BASTARD .

Merry Christmas .

Yours Sincerly,
Naomi Cayol Aged 19 Years And 10 Months .