VAMPIRES .

Woah The Fuck WOAH .

When Did Everyone Become So Obsessed With Vampires ?!

I Remember When BLADE Came Out NO ONE Took Any Notice Of Wesley Snipes

The Black Man Playing A Vampire . . .

Now Your All On Twilight And True Blood . . .

SHAME ON YOU .

Robert Pattinson Is Nothing Special .

If Anything He Looks Like A Sort-Of-Good-Looking-TRAMP .

But That's As Far As It Goes .

Taylor Lautner However Underage That BOY Is . . .

(No Peado)

Would Actually Get It .

He Can Bite Me Anywhere . . .

Any Day .

But He's An 'Underage Vampire' So Techincally I'm Guessing The Same Rules Apply Just As If He Wasn't A Vampire ?!

True Blood Is VAMPIRE PORN .

Vampires Eat People . . . That's NOT Sexy .

Watching Them Have Sex Is Weird .

SAY NO MORE .

Why Would You Wanna Be A Vampire Anyway ?!

1) You'd Be PALE 24/7 . . . 365 Plus Vampire Years . NO MORE FAKE TAN GIRLS . EVER .

2) NO REFLECTION . So You Vain Fucks Will Always Look Merkled 24/7 . . . 365 Plus Vampire Years .

PISSED .

3) Allow Drinking BLOOD . Man Drink Strawberry Ribena Innit .

4) Halloween Times The Living Make A Mockery Of Your Dead Lives With Pathetic Excuses For Costumes . . .

KILL THEM .

5) Living Forever Is Long Because Eventually Everyone Will Die Out .

DIE TOO ONLY FAIR ?!

Either Way There Is Only ONE Legit Vampire I Know . . .

Anyone Else Is A CAAAAAAAAAAT . . . Or BAAAAAAATS If Your A Vampire .

MOOOOOOOOOOOOONA The Vampire .