MOIST CREW NEED LOVE TOO ♥

YES .

I'm About To Pimp Out My Crew .
They'll Love It . . .

Christmas And All That Soon .

I'm Already Forgiven .

It's Autumn/Winter Time

There BUFF And Single .

So Boys/Girls . . .

Round Up . . . Round Up .

Choong People For SAAAALE !

1st Up . . .

Everybody's Favourite Straight Talking/Bashment Lovin'/Lemon And Herb Eating GAY .

Paulo Gouveia . . .

PEOPLE PAULO . PAULO PEOPLE .
(He Says Wha Gwarn Fam . He's Ghetto Oh Don't Cha Know)

Man Eats Lemon And Herb NANDOS .

He Definately Needs That Spice In His Life/Chicken .

But We're Not Here To Talk About Paulo Needing Heat In His Chicken .

However Rude That Sounds

'L-O-L' And Let's Move On . . .

Basically Paulo Wants One Of These . . .

Aston Merrygold From That Band JLS .

BUT If Astons Are Out Of Stock This Season .

Which I'm Sure They Are, Can't Find These Anywhere Not Even Ebay .

PAULO Will Settle For The Dagger Man That Is . . .

Vybz Kartel .

Yeah .

I Don't Know Who'd Want One Of These .

There On SALE For A Reason . . .

They Come With Some Next Piece Of Health Warning .

Handle With Caution . . . Romping Shop Included .

NO REFUND .

The Paulo Quote :

'So like it seems that soon after i start talking to & start to get to know any guy he gets a bf.... God clearly wants me to stay single....'

Aww . CUTE . Worry Not Pow . Nay Will Help Her Favourite Gay Out . . .

So Boys . . .

Choong Ones .

If Your Butterz But You Have A Buff Personality GWAAARN .

We Accept Those Too .

And Remember PAULO Is For Life .

Not Just For Autumn/Winter . Love Him . Feed Him . Never Leave Him . . .

Dagger Him Too . He Likes That .

Next Up . . .

The Delightful Blonde/Ditzy/Ballerina/Green Tea Drinker/Clutch Bag Holding Legend .

That Is . . .

Ieva Adomaviciute .

IEVA PEOPLE . PEOPLE IEVA .

(Give Her A Minute . . . Or Two And She'll Acknowledge Your Exsistance 'You Love It Yh' See How She Misses Out The 'EA' . Sexy Alie ?!)

I'm Sure Ieva Would Be Happy With Just This . . .

And This . . .

(Boys Keep Up . It's A CLUTCH BAG . Ieva And A Clutch Bag Are Like Well I Dunno . But Just Know You'll Probably Have To Hold It While She 'Skanks' One Day)

Shaped Like A Man .

However . . .

She DEFINATELY Wants One Of These . . .

Fuck It . I Want One Of Them Too .

Oh And She Wants One Of These . . .

(Look Here's Simeon AGAIN He's Oh So Close To Getting A 2.0)

But Nah Ievz Your Bare Greedy Doe Still Bruv .

She Shops In La Senza Too . Sexy . Sexy So You'll Always Be In For A Treat .

Ain't No Bridget Jones Out 'Ere . . .

Strictly . . .

BAAARE COOCH In My Blog NO HOMO . . . Knicker Models Are Suppose To Come Included With A Cooch Obviously . Don't Stare At It Too Long Though . I Had To . For Blog Purposes . Never Mind Just Actually Dead It . . . NOW

Let's Go To The Ieva Quote :

'sad face sad face .. hm , why cant a different picture on twitter??????????'

. . . Yeah . I Dunno What She's On Either .

So If Your On It 079 Her . Or Just Bring Her Green Tea . . . Or A Clutch Bag .

RIVER ISLAND Do Nice Ones .

GET ME .

And Last But Definately Not Least . . .

Lamara Forder .

LAMMY PEOPLE . PEOPLE LAMMY .

(FARMVILLE Enthusiast Level 3446962.5 BLOOP !)

It's Lammy Baby .

Let's Get Down To The Bizzle .

Basically Boys If You Know What's Good For You'd Be A Bit Like This Guy . . .

Bluey Robinson

(Blog Soon Come Babes)

And Maybe A Bit Of Maturity Wouldn't Go A Miss Like . . .

Old Man Swag . Still Get It Daily Though Oh My Days .

Oh And You Must Be Able To Shower Lamz With These . . .

Lam Is Uber Funky And Brings The Swagger And The Sexy .

(So YOU Potential Boyfriend Should Too)

Oh And Never Ending Bracelets/Chains/Bangles/Sunglasses/Scarves ETC . . .

(Keep Up Boys . . . You Obviously Get Them From Here)

And One Of These Might Come In Handy :

Man Like You Don't Know About Lamz .

She'll Draw Out The Complex Words Fam .

SHET !

Then After A Few Of These . . .

She'll Pretty Much Do Whatever You Want Her To Do .

The Lammy Quote :

'Fuck Street Fighter... I'm Sleep Fighter!'

. . . Sweardown ?!

GET ME .

So Potential Boyfriends . . .

You Got The Low Down On The Bredrinos .

So What Are You Still Reading This For ?! Go Fourth And Seek The Moist Crew .

Like Now !

(Maybe I Could Put Your 079's Here . . . Just A Thought)


Yes . I Am A Moist Crew Member .

NO . Pimps Cannot Be Pimped Out .

Get Me Blud .

I Leave You With This . . .